Zombies are real attention everyone!

Discussion in 'Legal and Activism' started by beastmode986, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. beastmode986

    beastmode986 New Member

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    ok im sure you heard about the man in florida that was a '' zombie on bath salts i guess you can say however the news lied this is the truth mad cow testing equipment was stolen a man was bit by a bat people were infected with mad cow and rabies many were quarentined and im not sure about the rest. read these links for more info aand prepare you wont believe me but im trying to warn everyone!

    READ THIS FIRST! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v1bfA70Y1qzi6i8o1_1280.jpg
    http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2012/05/atypical-bse-has-never-led-to-human-vcjd-but-could-it/
    http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/2012/5/16/madcow_testing_equipment_nabbed_by_thieves.htm
    http://www.ajc.com/news/man-bitten-by-rabid-1431464.html
    http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us
     
  2. nukinfuts29

    nukinfuts29 New Member

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    oh for the love of god
     

  3. hawkguy

    hawkguy Well-Known Member

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    this just in:

    "due to some poor stock investments, the tooth fairy has reduced the under the pillow money/tooth exchange from .50 to .25 cents. a handling fee has also been added, lowering the standard lost tooth to only .19 cents.

    in other news big foot....."


    :p
     
  4. beastmode986

    beastmode986 New Member

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    lmfao idk what it is but all i know is theres weird stuff going on with diseases
     
  5. nukinfuts29

    nukinfuts29 New Member

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    Please stop watching Fox News
     
  6. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    What does Fox news have to do with the OP? Or is it that you are just biggeted against Fox News and had to throw something out there
     
  7. Josh1158

    Josh1158 New Member

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    I'm not gona worry till the dude that got his face chewed off jumps up and starts eating people.
     
  8. Argyle_Armoring

    Argyle_Armoring New Member

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    Looks like the officer was using Hornady Zombie Defense rounds. Of course, he needs to learn to make those headshots count.
     
  9. tiberius10721

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    Its funny because yesterday my wife read this zombie story on her I phone yesterday and we had a long discussion on what we would do if there was a zombie attack or similiar disaster. Her solution would be to stay in the house and hide. my solution was to form a militia and kick some zombie ass and move to the mountains.Wow what a difference in thinking between the sexes.
     
  10. Georgiahunter

    Georgiahunter New Member

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    OMG I always got paid $2 per tooth, this is a huge hit to children all over the world and a sign of our recession! I also heard that big foots and chupacabras are now mating causing a new breed of monster to form! Come on, I've heard enough about zombies and squaids to last me a life time.
     
  11. galapogos

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    GeorgiaHunter....

    This just in....witnesses in Georgia say they have seen deer and bears unbelievably setting lethal traps in rural wooded areas of Georgia. One Georgia hunter was found mauled to death in an unexplained incident last week by a crude trap of unexplained origin that severed his calf muscle and held him from escaping. The incident is still under investigation.
     
  12. therewolf

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    Anybody hear about the impatient kid, who didn't want to wait for

    natural events with the tooth fairy, who pulled a bunch of

    his teeth out with pliers, and put them under his pillow,

    in order to get money for a new toy?


    I'm going to be watching Florida news...:cool:
     
  13. RJMercer

    RJMercer New Member

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    I'm holding out on my panic button until I hear about robot monkeys from outer space invading and seizing all of the banana trees. Then I'll panic.
     
  14. jimogden1984

    jimogden1984 New Member

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    There has been ufo sightings just a lil east of kc every night for the last 2 weeks or so
     
  15. silverado113

    silverado113 New Member

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    My daughter gets $3 bucks a tooth! I go ripped off when I was a kid :)
     
  16. Polygon

    Polygon New Member

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    Yeah, I heard about this. Not long after I see a story about a guy eating his room mate's brain and kidneys? :confused:

    Seriously, WTF??

    +1
     
  17. brasskicker

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    Anyone hear about the mma fighter who cut off a guys face tongue and eyeballs. Then sliced him open and ripped his heart out all while he was alive. He then cooked the body parts "making sure the devil was out of him". Not really a zombie with this guy he was just insane. This sounds insane but it's true! (google it)
     
  18. jimogden1984

    jimogden1984 New Member

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    I think I heard the guy said someone put something in he's drink and it made him go crazy...I really wanna say he claims it was mushrooms, not really sure how you could spike someones drink with shrooms though so that may not be accurate
     
  19. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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