Zombie-Proof House

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by MGH, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. MGH

    MGH New Member

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  2. jayguy

    jayguy New Member

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    Want to buy 1 and put it up north . One problem.Theres no .50 cal. on the roof!:D
     

  3. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    You want a zombie proof house? :confused: Here's a plan, free of charge ;) :

    1. Build a moat - 10' deep, 30' in width with 60deg slopes. Fill with kerosene.
    2. Line the outside perimeter of the moat with 5'-6' diameter boulders.
    3. Install a draw bridge across the moat.
    3. Build a round structure - any diameter. 20' tall walls, 5' thick of solid, reinforced concrete. Slope the exterior of the walls inward 10deg.
    3. DO NOT INSTALL ANY WINDOWS/DOORS IN THE WALLS!!!
    4. Install a hoist/lift over the drawbridge location.

    Viola, a zombie proof sturcture. :D Enjoy the apocalypse ;)
     
  4. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Looks like this.....

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  5. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Nope, there is no moat. The structure is inherently weak due to it's shape. Not to mention all the openings in the exterior. :p

    Sorry, I'll stick with my design ;)
     
  6. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    I like it just based on it's aesthetic. Zombies defense is just a plus.
     
  7. MGH

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