Zombie Professions You Don't Want To See

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Finally got around to seeing "Dead Snow", quirky fun.

    Then I found out there are apparently a load of Nazi Zombie movies.

    It occurred to me, a zombies is bad enough. A Nazi Zombie is all kinds of trouble.

    If a single profession was taken over by the T-Virus, what profession would be the most trouble for anti zombie forces to deal with?

    I think crack addict hookers, you wouldn't be able to sort the live from the undead based on appearance.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. dog2000tj

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    Politicians! :mad: Wait, that has already happened :(
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    Zombie cops, they have the body armor.:eek:
     
  4. Benning Boy

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    Zombie Special Forces?
     
  5. dunerunner

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    Zombie Baristas! :eek:

    "Would you like a brain latte?"
     
  6. JonM

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    ACORN zombies. or maybe trial lawyer zombies
     
  7. Leatherneck1775

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    Zombie Marines. I dont want to be a Zombie.
     
  8. Dillinger

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    I think the thing with most of the zombies we have seen is their stupid walk and obvious demeanor that says in advance "I'm a zombie".

    People in makeup, like Zombie Clowns and Zombie Mimes and anyone in a mask is a whole 'nother story. You could be thinking you were watching the show and then all of a sudden. BLAMMO! You got Zombied! :eek:
     
  9. dog2000tj

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    The most fearful zombie of them all ..... zombie sprinters! :eek:
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    Oooohh, I hadn't considered a zombie mime.

    As if they weren't creepy enough to begin with...:eek:
     
  11. Ploofy

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    Mexican Illegals. Tricky little bastards, good at hiding.
     
  12. CA357

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    Zombie dentists. :eek:
     
  13. canebrake

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    Zombie proctologists.:eek:
     
  14. M14sRock

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    The zombie, or the mime?
     
  15. Gatekeeper

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    Zombie prostitutes, they just lay there like they're dead :p
     
  16. lonyaeger

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    Interior decorator or haberdasher.
     
  17. Jpyle

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    Zombie deep sea diver...how do you get a bullet through that head gear?
     
  18. NGIB

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    Zombie retail security specialist. A totally tactical, high speed low drag zombie would be a fearsome sight...:eek:
     
  19. HKSlinger

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    Zombie guard dogs. Hey,guarding is a profession. :D