Let's face facts here shall we? The Current Administration run by Barack Obama is Pro-Zombie-Feast! They want to ban weapons with another term, that means you have less items to defend your loved ones with! The Current Administration run by Barack Obama has not got anyone back to work so they can make enough money to buy the preparations we all need to fight off the Zombie Menace! My god folks, this administration is making it so other, like minded hunters such as yourselves will have to do double, triple, even quadruple duty starting on Zombie Day 1 to cover the asses of all your friends and neighbors! While that sounds all fine and good now, think about the 50th time you have had to reload your shotty and your pistol well is dry again. That damn blade you have coveted is now saturated in blood and brains and goo and you have to clean the damn thing with what remains of your limited water bottle and there is no room left on your fatigues to wipe it off?! Barack Obama's Administration (including the Pelosi's, the Klinton's, the Bloomberg's, the Reid's) is the reason all this is going to fall on your precious shoulders when the End of Days comes. Did you really sign up to be the one lone guy doing all the damn work? All the heavy lifting? All the setting of booby traps? All the scrounging for food? All the scrounging for medical aid for the hurt and tired and sick that you are now responsible for?! Or did you sign up to jump in your Jeep, join up with a few friends and kill some zombies?!?! The Current Administration run by Barack Obama wants you doing kitchen duty and playing nurse maid on Z-day. They don't want you and your friends laying waste to millions of zombies before lunch!!! You have prepped long and hard. You have read pages after pages of gear that you skimped and scraped to purchase, but it's not an unlimited supply my friends! Oh no, you didn't buy enough for your 754 closet "friends" that are going to be looking at you to keep them alive because they couldn't afford to buy their own gear. So please, won't you join us in overthrowing the Zombie Loving, American Sacrificing Adminstration of Barack Obama? Don't your loved ones, and those who are going to be looking to you to save them on Z-Day, deserve a right to buy their own damn gear and not put that burden on you?! Don't YOU deserve to use your tools for your needs? Please join us. We are the Zombie Defense Guild and we Support the over-throw of the Pro-Zombie White House run by that zombie loving creature Barack Obama!! Thank you, Z.D.G.