Zombie Attack!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shingles44, Feb 13, 2009.

  1. Shingles44

    Shingles44 New Member

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    I saw this thread on another forum and thought it would be perfect here, with a few modifications of course... Hopefully no one has beat me to it, if so, mods feel free to delete away.

    So you're trapped in a mall when zombies attack, you have three choices to make. What single weapon would you bring (lets just say ammo isn't an issue)? What song would be blasting over the PA as you dispatch the baddies? Finally, which famous person would be covering your six? Obviously Chuck Norris is not an acceptable answer for the latter simply because you probably don't want to spend the whole time dodging dacapitated zombie carcasses.

    Here are my picks...

    Weapon - High Standard 1911
    Song - Passive by A Perfect Circle
    Person - Uma Thurman (She could probably kick my *** and if need be we could repopulate, tee hee)
     
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  2. sgtdeath66

    sgtdeath66 New Member

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    sounds like fun

    the weapon would be my mossy 500
    the sidekick would be jessica alba in the whole dark angel realm she was so hottttt
    and the music would be a nice little soundtrack of rage against the machine, ,lamb of god and psychopathic records, with the song paper planes from m.i.a. randomly sneaking in there every now and then
    that would be the stuff. i left angie jolie alone so JD could have her:D
     

  3. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I was a semi-auto shotgun shooting asswhippin 3.5" mags (with zero recoil) and I want Alice from Resident Evil covering my 6 that chick is bad *** and can kick some zombie brain eating ***. Plus I would suck some of her blood out and inject it into me and become imune to the virus causing all the zombies. Song would be We all live in a yellow submarine. OK OK OK OK Pantera's Death Rattle or some other form of speed metal. nothing like blasting zombies and speed metal to get you pumped up.
     
  4. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I'd like my Mossy 500 as well
    Dirty Harry on my 6
    Suicide Solution pt II by Pantera
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Ha ha hah - Mad props for the thread. Great idea. "lifted" or not. Much love to sgtdeath66 for leaving me my beloved Angelina...LOL

    Okay, I would want the following:

    Weapon: Touch choice. Lots of CQB, but malls also have long corridors that you might need to defend. I am going with the fully automatic version of the Kriss Vector SMG in .45 ACP. Of course I will be taking my Nighthawk GRP as well. Both chambered for .45 ACP and I get two weapons because, well, I'm a Mod that's why. :p

    Cohort: Angelina Jolie

    Song: Disturbed: Indestructible

    This is going to be a good thread. Someone go wake hillbilly68 and cane up....

    JD
     
  6. sgtdeath66

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    man i forgot all about alice, i think we should all team up with a rendevous point in the cellar so we can fight our wy back up threw the mall again, you just to keep things fun. but me and jessica get the matress store al to our selves though, i call dibs:D
     
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    malory knoxs, oddly enough thats who i named my little girl after:D and if i ever produce a little boy im thinkin micky would be his name. thats by far the best serial killa movie/ love story ever
     
  8. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Tom Selleck because we are both about 6'06 and he could handle the long corridor shots with the Quigley rifle. Me, supressed M-4 (to save what hearing I have left) w/ EOTech since only head shots count anyway. Music-Breaking the Law by Judas Priest............Rock on!
     
  9. orangello

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    I would want an old school M14 (heavy enough for clubbin), this chick i once dated as the sidekick (she talked enough to make even a zombie's head explode at 10 paces), and Astrocreep2000 by White Zombie or Vegas by Crystal Method as the theme albums.

    I would need some hearing protection, though; that chick was nuts.
     
  10. user4

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    Props on the thread choice and +1 to the OP for choosing one of my all time fave songs, Passive. And +1 to JD for weapon choice. He always knows which belle to bring to the ball.

    Weapon of choice: The XM214 Minigun for the discerning mall protector :D
    Sidekick: Lucy Liu
    Song: Dropping Plates by Disturbed
     
  11. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Anyone else notice that the n00bs have some great musical taste? Not that Tango would agree ;)
     
  12. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    HHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE You met the new Dillon M134DT??

    Totally worthless intro if you aren't a fan of How I met your mother. :D

    Dillon has the fastest firing crew servicable weapon right now. Comes it at around 50 pounds, not including ammo - and you can fire about 4000 rounds per minute. :eek:

    JD
     
  13. Shingles44

    Shingles44 New Member

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    Since you agree that Passive is a great song... would that in turn state you are calling me a n00b?
     
  14. SGT-MILLER

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    Ruger 10/22.

    All you have to do is put a little .22LR in their rotten brains and they'll drop. Anything more is wasted velocity and recoil....lol.

    Plus the ammo is very common, and you can keep alot on you.

    Think of how many 30 round 10/22 mags you can keep on your person versus M-14/M-16 magazines.

    As a backup, keep a handy Mossberg or Remington shotgun handy. If the zombies get too close, you knock 'em back or blow a leg off to slow them down.

    :cool:
     
  15. Dillinger

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    And you want to be a Mod?? :D Utterly epic fail - you didn't even add any music, let alone some female companionship.

    C'mon Sarge, get with the program here, we are talking the repopulation of the race....:p

    JD
     
  16. canebrake

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    Weapon: BAR while wearing a WWII GI helmet!

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    Song: “Twilight Zone (When The Bullet Hits The Bone)” by Golden Earring

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    Person: Laura Croft

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    Dill, that 50# M134DT @ 4K/min, the 4400 round loaded mag weighs 300# owch!

    I'm here where's hillbilly68?
     
  17. skullcrusher

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    Like 'em or not, the Mythbusters cut down trees with the Dillon M134. Freaky tatooed chick did the cutting. Best thing, it uses NATO rounds. :D
     
  18. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Yea, the 7.62x51mm NATO
     
  19. skullcrusher

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    If you read the original again there, JD, you'll see 'famous person to cover your 6' to paraphrase. Nothing about female compaionship...that changes things. I'll take your Angie, then. :D
     
  20. skullcrusher

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    Thanks, Cane. I was thinking of the M134D turret/chopper mount. :eek: