Your Shaw Bros. Kung Fu Name

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    We've all seen them. The poorly dubbed, poorly acted, 70's-80's era Shaw Brothers Kung Fu film. "You killed my teacher, you b@$tard!"

    Many times, characters were identified by a particular skill or physical trait that became the characters name for the rest of the film. "Golden Arm", or "White Eyebrow" or "Buddha Palm" spring to mind.

    Well, I killed your teacher with my "Habanero Gas."

    What's your name, so we can fight? Hmmphhhh!
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Kung Fu Nickname Generator

    I kid you not, I did this and got Bruce Lee.... LOL

    You can choose the following list for your nickname:
    1.Ahato Mastarday
    2.Bruce Lee
    3.Shun Leep
    4.Shang Tsung
    5.Liu Kang
     

  3. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    "Crushing Palm". It is very difficult to strike back with multiple fractured meta-carpals. Even if you are whacked on PCP, your punches will be like jello without proper osteo support.

    For those with a good Tae Kwon Do game, I believe the judicious application of wire cutters to the Achilles tendon will neutralize your Bill Wallace like antics.
     
  4. user4

    user4 New Member

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    I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

    Oh, wait...
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I don't get it, I got the same list. We can't have 50 Liu Kangs running around.

    Besides, you have to make it uniquely yours, like Silver Chest.

    Hmmmpphhh. Let's see your 1911 style! Right!:eek:
     
  6. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Call me: Ching Chang Pow

    Ching = the sound of the slide of my pistol sliding back

    Chang = the sound of the slide of my pistol slamming forward

    Pow = the last sound you ever hear.........
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Well, that sucks. I tried two different names and got different lists, so I assumed it was random.... LOL

    I will therefor be:

    Master Wheezing Breath - From the Dunlap Monastery, in the Sourdough Province. :cool:

    JD
     
  8. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    You can't make this sh*t up...My kung Fu name is Okidoki...So much for everyone being scared sh*tless of my name. "Here comes Okidoki..." :confused:
     
  9. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LMAO!!

    That's Master Okidoki. From the RightByMe School. Near thatwillwork, in the yupyougotit Province. :D
     
  10. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Be jealous JD...

    1.Chan Lee
    2.Chuck Norris
    3.Shajadpa Boxing
    4.Ahato Mastarday
    5.Dimac
     
  11. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I am "Lager Belly" of the Hops and Barley Clan. Pale Ale province. I am Master of cold froth and loud belch. *hic*


    This is what I got.

    1.Bruce Lee
    2.Tung-pi
    3.Shun Leep
    4.Ahato Mastarday
    5.Chuck Norris
     
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  12. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Then my name should be

    Long Wang
     
  13. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Well done, Long Wang. Your master would be proud!:D
     
  14. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Old Name: Brett
    You can choose the following list for your nickname:
    1.Liu Kang
    2.Ahato Mastarday
    3.Shun Leep
    4.Dimac
    5.Bruce Lee

    Angry Belly: What ever you do bounces off of me and kills you. NANNER NANNER BOO BOO....
     
  15. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Old Name: Jack

    You can choose the following list for your nickname:
    1.Chan Lee
    2.Ong-Bak
    3.Tung-pi
    4.Bruce Lee
    5.Ahato Mastarday

    I prefer Long Dong Wang from the Wang Chung mob clan from the 80's.
     
  16. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Ahhh!...... I.....I am, Sumting Wong master of the drunken tiger craw. Pweepair to meet yourdoom. Hah!
     
  17. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    You have met your match, for I am "Rising Penis" and I am the master of the silent donkey punch....