Your life, starring

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Hollywood decides to do your life story. You get to pick the actor, except Brad Pitt, as a way of getting to Angie by proxy, Mr.D.

    What actor comes closest to pulling off a convincing you?
     
  2. hunter Joe

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    Meatloaf. Paradise by the dashboard lights.
     

  3. Dillinger

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    You know, Lewis Black had to audition for a television sit com based on his stand up routine and didn't get the part. Unbeknownst to him, there were a better Lewis Black running around.

    Charlie Chaplan once came in third in a Charlie Chaplan look a like contest...

    I make the best me available for filming, though it does violate my agreement with the Justice Department under terms of my "relocation".

    I don't think one actor in Hollywood could get me right. They are all too weapon ignorant, or too good looking, or too Left leaning, or too good looking... Wait, what was I saying? :D

    JD
     
  4. canebrake

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    John Goodman in his Walter Sobchak role.

    "Nihilists! F**k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National So******m, Dude, at least it's an ethos. "
     
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  5. AsmelEduardo

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    Kevin James

    Kevin James (King of Queens) ...my girlfriend says that I'm the mix (only the bad of they ;)) of Doug (the roll that he make in King of Queens) and Jim (Jim Belushi's roll in According to Jim)
    After a tanning ...he could be me :D
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    [​IMG] Asmel [​IMG]
     
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  7. Benning Boy

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    I think if he gained 50 pounds, slouched and mumbled alot, and scratched every now and then, Vin Diesel has me aced.

    On second thought, if he lost 50 pounds and mumbled less, Seagal.:)
     
  8. Jo da Plumbr

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    Chuck Norris
    I'm always being told I look like him. Of course a movie about my life would not be quite the action film Chucks used to.

    JdP
    P.S Christy Brinkly as my leading lady would be OK with me! :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Shingles44

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    I would say Jet Li is a perfect fit for me. However, he would need to be about a foot taller, completely un-skilled in the arts of marshall, spend a lot more time napping, and be a little (or a lot) less Asian. Yep, perfect match.
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    If I could harness the talent of this forum, I could open a comedy club.:D
     
  11. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    He's not really an actor but a celeb none the less... James Hetfield of Metallica, If he grew another 6".

    Maybe Gene Simmons if he bleached his hair. He has some acting credits.
     
  12. dunerunner

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    Although my family has always said I looked like Joe Montana, Rip Torn would probably get the part.

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  13. Dillinger

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    Wait, you mean you are??????? Nap Prone????

    That's just done right unfair to Jet Li....:p

    JD
     
  14. propex

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    Fatty Arbuckle on a good day
     
  15. Chester

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    Rodney Carrington


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTDGYOtH4oo&feature=related[/ame]
     
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  16. Dillinger

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    You can sing about bewbs in public and get strange women to lift up their shirt and show them to you?!?!? You are a GOD MAN!!!!

    JD
     
  17. Chester

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    Not really but alot of people say we favor.
     
  18. user4

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    Oliver Platt. No question.
     
  19. flyingbrickracing

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    My wife says Bill Engvall
    On a side note(in no way a change of topic,just quick observation)just noticed Shingles44s avatar......LMAO...thats just too funny!!!