Your last stand.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Kenney, Jun 16, 2012.

  1. Kenney

    Kenney New Member

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    Who are you fighting, what are you using, where are you and what's your attitude?

    First person to say zombie gets maimed by poodles.
     
  2. PanBaccha

    PanBaccha New Member

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    Don't know ... can't say ... won't say ... singularly defensive.
     

  3. Overkill0084

    Overkill0084 Active Member

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    Zombie Poodles?

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    Sorry, couldn't help myself.
     
  4. Wilder

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    Swarm of poodles, 4oz ballpeen hammer, in a corner, "Why did I say zombies?"
     
  5. Kenney

    Kenney New Member

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    Mutant poodles for you. Like zombie poodles but much more creative when it comes to ripping someone apart.
     
  6. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    "There I was, shoulder to shoulder with Davy Crockett on the walls of the Alamo, swinging my tomahawk, when Jim Bowie said to take his knife....."

    "There I was, just me and Al York, up to our knees in grenade pins, and running low on ammo. I said looky here, Al- try to hit the ones at the back first....."

    "There I was, just me and John Wayne, up to our belly buttons in hot brass from the BARs. I said looky here, John- take this flag and get those guys to put the flagpole up...."

    "There we were- Dillinger and I had our backs up against the door, but the casino security people were using crowbars to pry the hinges off. Cane was stuffing money in the bag, and Winds had been heaving beer mugs over the transom at them, but she was running low. Suddenly we heard the wildest yell coming from the other side of the door- How the hell did Shihan get in here?"
     
  7. LikeABoss

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    Oil flowing into the Gulf freely due to a failed blow out preventor, I plug the hole with Sarah Palin, 5000 feet under the Gulf, 50 miles South of Louisiana, Relieved.
     
  8. Kenney

    Kenney New Member

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    You are plugging with Sarah Palin, or using her as the plug? I think the latter us the more viable option.
     
  9. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    I'd plug Sara Palin...and I don't mean with a bullet!:)
     
  10. Kenney

    Kenney New Member

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    I'd rather plug a garbage disposal.
     
  11. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    Ouch. Rather be the other way.
     
  12. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    anyone that tries to take away my God given right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness ... any and all means I can ... anyplace, anytime ... live free, die free :cool:
     
  13. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    you know how I know you have the ghey? ;)
     

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  14. texaswoodworker

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    There I was, surrounded by tactical ninjas at the mall. They were coming fast and had their Glocks out. I grabbed my Mosin and fired. The shock wave from the bullet alone managed to knock about 10 of them out. :D :p
     
  15. KalashnikovBlood

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    I'll tell one of my war stories for you guys since it is fathers day.
    It was my first day in Afghanistan, my 7th deployment in the Spetsnaz. I was doing my rounds of the base, and I heard a crack. One of our snipers dropped a Afghani soldier with an RPK rushing the Line. We hear a loud scream and out of the hills pour a wave of Afghani troops, bullets start to whiz bye my head and I dropped to the ground AK-74 firing. I dropped six of them while dropping, everything started to slow down a bit; I looked to my left to see an old friend of mine get on one of our armored trucks and open up with the PKM machine gun. Out of the corner of my eye I see a flash and look back over at Sergei and notice he's been shot in the shoulder, I get up and start to move over towards him. In the blink of an eye the truck is blown to pieces by an RPG-7 (you can tell them apart from all others by the whoosh sounds the tail find make as they fly). I took aim again to see how many I can put down, I empty magazine after magazine, doing as much damage as possible. That time rolls around again for another reload, but to my surprise there's an Afghani soldier running towards me. I ditched the magazine, skin my rifle, drew my Makarov and emptied a magazine into his head. It was overkill to say the least; I reload and move to a different position and continue firing. This lasted an entire day, but we took all of them out. The clean up was awful, the air was thick with the smell of gunpowder, rotting corpses, and the screams of the wounded. I started to tally everything up in my head, we lost seven men throughout the entire engagement, but they lost over one hundred and thirty. I went to the Medic, because apparently I had taken a hit, I couldn't feel it at all due to the amount of adrenaline and my training. I took a round to the elbow, and got patched up and did my rounds again.
    I hope you guys enjoyed it, it's not an easy thing for me to talk about.
    Have a goodnight guys
     
  16. KalashnikovBlood

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    *tail fins. My apologies autocorrect screws me royally.
     
  17. Kenney

    Kenney New Member

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    I love a good war story.