You need a ride home from the Bar ????......

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by LONGHAIR, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    Tonight your at the bar and your to drunk to drive,and need a ride-home...Who do you ride with....Tony Stewart-and throw-up everywhere....Lindsay Lohan-and the cops are going to stop you and search the car...or...a Naked Randy Travis...and I don't know what happen's next ????........:confused:.....
     
  2. okdonk

    okdonk New Member

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    If i were in that situation... I'd rather be with Lindsay for sure. Why? I'd rather be with a women than men when drunk. Lol. Also she's the one driving not me. Cops search me? Go ahead, nothing to hide anyway. ;).
     

  3. USEBOTHHANDS

    USEBOTHHANDS New Member

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    in his nascar????? hells yeah!!! just hang it out the safety [email protected] 150mph, it'll just burn up on re-entry. lmao

    that's Tony Stewart, by-the-way. :D
     
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  4. JonM

    JonM Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I dont go to bars and dont get drunk but i would ride with a naked randy travis. I just love to laugh at idiocy and that guy is definately stupid!!
     
  5. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker Well-Known Member

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    I don't drink, but if you put me in a car with Tony Stewart driving, you will make my year. :D
     
  6. gunnut07

    gunnut07 New Member

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    I would just kill myself.
     
  7. Shihan

    Shihan Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I would call Billy Joel.
     
  8. jjfuller1

    jjfuller1 Active Member

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    gotta vote tony stewart.. i love going fast