You Might Have a Gun Problem If...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    In the interest of lightheartedness, and inspired by a customization discussion with J.D., add away

    You might have a gun problem if

    Your "personal lubricant" of choice is Break Free.

    Who's next?
     
  2. McNabb11b

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    You might have a gun problem if...
    To you a butt stroke is not a sexual position.
     

  3. Dillinger

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    I think we did this before, but that might have been in the Bunker....

    You might have a gun problem IF:

    When you go into a store, and there is a police officer in there with you, you position yourself where you can see what s/he is carrying....... And you are always disappointed. :D

    JD
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    if instead of a middle name, your children have year of manufacture designators.
     
  5. roosterjuicer

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    if you live with 3 other college students and your combined GPA (gun to person average) is higher than your combined GPA (grade point average)
     
  6. jdnossaman

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    you might have a gun problem if:
    you live in a house with 100+ guns and a third of them are in your room
     
  7. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You might have a gun problem if:
    You have ever bought a gun only to realize later you already have the same model hidden in the back of the safe (or bathroom drawer).
     
  8. skullcrusher

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    You might have a gun problem if...

    you stop in the gun store and the first thing you can think of is which calibers you DO NOT have
     
  9. Dillinger

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    You might have a gun problem if:

    Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"

    JD
     
  10. skullcrusher

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    ....and you answer with make, model, caliber, capacity, pluses and minuses on said firearm.
     
  11. Dillinger

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    Plus one on that....LOL
     
  12. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    +100 on the name that gun!
     
  13. Dillinger

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    You might have a gun problem if:

    Income Tax Returns / bonuses / three paycheck months immediately have you running through your mental list of what weapon component you are going to buy before ANYTHING else comes to mind ( like paying bills ).

    JD
     
  14. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    So nobody has posted about staying on a gun forum more than 6 hours a day. ;)
     
  15. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    You might have a gun problem if:

    You order yourself a new rifle, and then before it even arrives you decide you want a better model.

    So you order that one too.


    Damn I wish one of them would get here already!:D
     
  16. WDB

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    You might have a gun problem if

    Significant other asks "how many guns do you have" and your answer is "that's a good question, I'll have to go count them" ? You know it's more than 1,5,10,20 or.... but you also know it's not enough.
     
  17. roosterjuicer

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    and then once they know you better they stop asking! (thats my fiance right there)
     
  18. bobbyb13

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    Well

    You might have a Gun problem If:
    1. No 1 Son is Matthew Moses
    2. No. 2 Son is Joshua Browning
    Yeah I got a problem.
     
  19. Dillinger

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    LOL - That's AWESOME!!!! How did you get THAT past the wife?!
     
  20. supergus

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    You might have a gun problem if:
    1.Your kids' Huggies come in camo battlepacks.
    2. The UPS guy won't deliver to your house unless you have a hand truck.
    3. You think John Moses Browning's birthday should be a national holiday(who doesn't?!)
    4. The FBI asks you to identify guns they can't.
    5. You see war footage and wish you were there to pick up brass.
     
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