You Might Be A Redneck

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, Jul 15, 2009.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    You might be a redneck if:
    It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

    You might be a redneck if:
    You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if:
    You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You'd give your last dollar to a friend
     
  2. skullcrusher

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    Best thread of the day and possibly the month right there, CA.

    A nice twist on what usually is looked down upon by the uppity left...they won't like those either. :D:D
     

  3. bobbyb13

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    Amen

    CA, you just put up the finest post I have seen lately. Salute.
     
  4. Shotgun Shooter

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    Dont forget..
    You might be a redneck if:
    Your gun rack has a gun rack on it.

    S.S.
     
  5. markerdown

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    Nice post!! I think the word "patriot" could be substituted for redneck and it'll work fine too :D..............markerdown
     
  6. CA357

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    'zactly Markerdown. ;)
     
  7. RL357Mag

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    Wow! I'm a REDNECK!:eek:

    That's a relief! I always thought I was just a gun-toting, Bible-thumping, extreme right-wing nut job with a patriotic bent and a deep seated hatred for Liberals, Socialists, and Hippies...
     
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  8. CA357

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    Well, yeah that too.


    You're in great company. ;)
     
  9. RL357Mag

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    LOL Great minds think alike...:)
     
  10. Texanbybirth

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    I might be a redneck. And I didn't even have to climb the water tower with a can of paint to defend my sister's honor.
     
  11. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Now that's huge! :D
     
  12. IGETEVEN

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    Great post CA, I got some redneck in me for sure..... and some redman. :)
     
  13. layton

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    I dont consider myself any of the names/tags mentioned above. First and foremost I consider myself an AMERICAN, then an AMERICAN VETERAN and dammed proud of that fact and able to stand tall with my BROTHERS IN ARMS in the protection of our freedoms. I am just mad as HELL that I was so stupid as to be COMPLACIENT in the loss of a few of the freedoms that I no longer have. I have never believed in the political parties, I always voted for the man and what he said, a lot of good that does any more though,but I do have hope that that will change and as a united front instill truth and change in the system through all of us letting our voice of discontent be heard, if that does not work, and I hope it truly does,the only alternative is that we just might be along side each other bleeding for the AMERICA we all love.


    Layton
     
  14. bkt

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    Or, if you're Janet Napolitano, you could substitute "potential domestic terrorist" for patriot or redneck... :rolleyes:

    Thanks, CA. Good post.
     
  15. spittinfire

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    I'm glad I'm not the only one.


    Great post!
     
  16. orangello

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I should point out that not all rednecks i know are Christians. However, i can't think of any who are completely lacking in their respect for traditional Christian values, whether they agree with all of them or not. As for the patriotism issue, what other country in this world wouldn't have kicked out the rednecks by now (or at least tried)?
     
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  17. talk2chuck

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    What about: You might be a redneck if you still feel patriotic 8 years after sep. 11?
     
  18. bigbad-ratman

    bigbad-ratman New Member

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    i are a redneck/patriot/potential domestic terrorist/service member/proud father/happy hubby/i think i made my point. as did everyone who posted here. god bless you all.
     
  19. Dillinger

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    One thing is for damn sure, I would rather have a dozen of you "rednecks" beside me when the time comes than a 1,000 of those uber elite, upper crust asswipes.

    The only sidebar to that would be if I could use them to train future forces with live fire drills and hand to hand combat. :D

    I'm a redneck and I approve this posting....

    JD
     
  20. AsmelEduardo

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    Can I be a redneck?

    I thought that technically I can't be a redneck .... but according to this post, I'm probably wrong :eek: