1. You have more holsters than pairs of shoes. 2. You put on your gun on in the morning before you put on your face. 3. You have more types of gun lubricants than personal lubricants. 4. Your garage permanently smells of Hoppes No 9. 5. You've ever turned down a date because the place the guy wanted to take you had a sign that said "no concealed carry" on the door. 6. It takes longer for you to figure out what gun you are going to carry than it does for you to pick out your outfit. 6A. You can't figure out what to wear because you don't have anything that matches the gun you decided to carry. 7. You have more AP brushes than hair brushes. 8. You have CLP and Hoppes in your medicine cabinet. 9. You realize that you have CLP, an AP brush, and a bore brush in your purse but forgot your lipstick at home. 10. You laughed at yourself reading most of the previous nine lines.