You know you are addicted to guns when?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by mesinge2, May 30, 2010.

  1. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    When you first started collecting guns you said: "I don't want odd or exotic calibers"

    And now when your wife says: "You have six 1911s why do you need another one?"

    You reply with: "Not one in 460 Rowland!"
     
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  2. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
    Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.
     

  3. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. :eek:
     
  4. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    When leaving the house your outfit is decided by which gun your carrying that day.
     
  5. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    You and your wife get in an argument about guns and it’s not about buying more…. It’s about who gets to carry what. :D
     
  6. General-Logic

    General-Logic New Member

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    You spend more time deciding which pistol to take than you do deciding what to wear...no matter where you go.
     
  7. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    When you realize your "bucket list" is a living document with sub-directories!
     
  8. shadecorp

    shadecorp Active Member Supporter

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    Oh well,

    Many years ago,

    My second X wife and I were sitting on the couch,
    she was in a pensive mood.
    She asked, "What does being married mean to you?
    I thought for a second,
    should have been two,
    My reply,
    "Well, I cant buy anymore new shotguns" :eek:

    Damn.

    I must say,
    before the marriage,
    I shot A LOT of trap and skeet.
     
  9. skullcrusher

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    A friend calls from a sporting goods store and asks what calibers are needed for the planned trip to the range next week. After you finish the list, your friend says, "What, no grenades or flame throwers?" You answer, "Why, are they on sale?"

    (that conversation actually happened about a year ago)
     
  10. saviorslegacy

    saviorslegacy New Member

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    I have this problem, but with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Their gun statistics make no sense to me. -_-
     
  11. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Dewd...you're hitting close to home with that! :D
     
  12. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I had to explain that to my wife just the other day!! Not the porn, I steer clear of that.
     
  13. WDB

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    When you choose your pants with a 1-1/2" min belt loop even on dress pants. Narrow belts look better but won't support my carry rig. 1" belts are for sissy's!
     
  14. skullcrusher

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    ^^ There's an addict for you ^^ :D
     
  15. Tackleberry1

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    When people you don't know call you for advice because they came across an opportunity to buy a gun but don't know if it's a good deal or not.
     
  16. dnthmn2004

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    Gone In 60 Seconds, in the final fight with Memphis and Raymond Calitri, Calitri fires 17(ish) shots with his Walther PPKS.

    Red Dragon, when Will Graham (Edward Norton) is teaching his wife to shoot, there is ZERO recoil from the revolver.

    Every movie where a semi-auto handgun goes "click" because the dude ran out of ammo.

    Your best friends at work are only your best friends after finding out that they are just as much of a gun nut as you.

    You've bought a gun just to have one more than your friend at work (or to brag).

    Your wife asks her friends about their cooking recipes and you ask your friends about their load data recipes.
     
  17. zhuk

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    You slip on storylines in movies because you're too busy trying to ID various guns :eek:


    also love the 'movie-mythconceptions'

    - Any car explodes when shot with a .45 calibre handgun

    - People dodge bullets successfully, but only if they are the 'heroes'. Bad guys much more often go down like a sack of sh*t

    - Longarms make a 'pump action' sound when raised to the shoulder

    - Unlimited ammo, until there's a lull in the action and everybody suddenly has to reload

    And my personal favourite

    - The double-wielding shooter that manages to kill a room full of armed terrorists equipped with laser-sighted weapons in two minutes :D
     
  18. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    You know you are addicted to guns when...

    you find guns buried in the safes, by chance, that you know you have never seen before.

    you buy ammo in calibers you don't shoot because it is a good deal, and "you never know when you might need it".
     
  19. sigp250

    sigp250 New Member

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    You know you are addicted to guns when?

    Your friends and family send you pictures of their kids and you send them back a picture of the newest gun in your collection.
     
  20. RadioActiV

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    you know you are a gun nut when
    It doesn't matter when you have seen a friend last(yesterday or a year later) the conversation always winds up with you talking about your arsenal or latest purchase.:D (guilty:rolleyes:)