You know you are a Firearms enthusiast when...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by v757b, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. v757b

    v757b New Member

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    I'll start!

    You know you are a firearms enthusiast when you change toilet paper rolls like a magazine swap!
     
  2. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

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    When you work at a firearms retailer and you've constantly got something on layaway.

    I'm guilty of that one:eek:
     

  3. Swiftyjuan

    Swiftyjuan New Member

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    If your wife wonders why her toothbrush smells like Hoppes #9 after you clean your guns.:p
     
  4. Squirrel_Slayer

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    When you prefer the smell of varget in the mornings to either pancakes or coffee.
     
  5. hunter Joe

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    When your deathly afraid to actually know how many you own.
     
  6. Poink88

    Poink88 New Member

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    Your magazines in the bathroom are about guns...not men's magazines. :D
     
  7. IGETEVEN

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    Your magazines in the bathroom consist of one loaded .45 mag in the drawer, back behind the hair scrunchies and....a mixture of the other two mentioned above! :)
     
  8. canebrake

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    When the Master Suite bedroom has his and her's closets and you are contemplating asking if you can put an additional gun safe in her's.
     
  9. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    You go to kiss your wife goodnight and get excited because you smell Hoppes #9 behind her ear......

    Scubie :D
     
  10. NGIB

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    You've never eaten on your kitchen table as it's reserved for cleaning guns...
     
  11. opaww

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    When you have the reloading bench and cleaning bench in the master bedroom:rolleyes:
     
  12. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    If you start wiping your arse with a gun you need help :eek:
     
  13. Squirrel_Slayer

    Squirrel_Slayer New Member

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    Ha ha ha, my reloading and cleaning bench, one in the same, are in my bedroom. :)
     
  14. Yunus

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    You have more loaded guns than smoke detectors in your home.
     
  15. Alchemist

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    To keep your arms in shape you work out with two 9mm's instead of barbells...
     
  16. M14sRock

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    Uh oh.......
     
  17. dnthmn2004

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    You forget where you hid a gun and find it with spring cleaning.
     
  18. dunerunner

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    When the magnetic signature of the guns you own begin to interfer with the amature radio operators gear who lives one block over.
     
  19. M14sRock

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    When you find a gun in the safe that you don't remember acquiring, and have never fired.
     
  20. USEBOTHHANDS

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    when you look in the mirror and tell yourself, "one more, and then that's it," for the 100th (or more) time.

    does that apply to ammo and mags too: when you tell yourself that you need just one more case, then buy it, only to have to buy enough mags to put it in; AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES!:rolleyes: