You DON'T want to hear.....

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    There are certain expressions you just do NOT want to hear. Of course, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you..." is high on the list, along with "Hold my beer and watch this..." or a surgeon that says "OOOOPPPPS!"

    My personal nomination would be when the helicopter pilot asks "You ever see the underside of a bridge?"

    One entry per person, please. What's yours?
     
  2. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    The pilot looks at you and says "What's this instrument for?"
     

  3. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    I trust your affairs are in order?
     
  4. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    the nurse when she's giving you a shot and says, this will only hurt a little bit!

    yeah right!:mad:
     
  5. TheSadPanda

    TheSadPanda New Member

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    "But why is all the rum gone?!"
     
  6. thatonespot

    thatonespot New Member

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    A man you just met in a bar, winking at you and jovially saying, "Trust me kid, i know what im doin."
     
  7. FrontierTCB

    FrontierTCB Active Member

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    I actually had this one a few months ago.

    Dr. looking at my MRI results: "Well....now this is rare"!
     
  8. tomgodd

    tomgodd Active Member

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    Doctors office, pants down and the snap off a rubber glove.....
     
  9. Pasquanel

    Pasquanel Proud to be an American Supporter

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    BHO "My administration will be the most transparent in history!"
     
  10. KG7IL

    KG7IL Active Member

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    My favorite came from my step son at the age of six.

    He couldn't get ahold of his mom, and called me. It started with ....

    . "Remember that window that we used to have"
     
  11. ShagNasty1001

    ShagNasty1001 New Member

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    "Oh no! It's the cops!!"
     
  12. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    Captain of the boat hollars on loud speaker, "Hang onto something, were about to crash!"
     
  13. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    "Honey, your CPA called today...":(
     
  14. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    What's really effed up is, unfortunately,

    he's right...
     
  15. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    Military: "I need a volunteer....."
     
  16. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    "What's that flashing red light?"
     
  17. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    For Star Trek fans. If you are an intruder on the bridge and you hear, "10, 9, 8, 7....."
     
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  18. drvsafe

    drvsafe New Member

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    "Does this taste funny to you?!"
     
  19. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    ... said the cannibal eating a clown.
     
  20. rjd3282

    rjd3282 New Member

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    My cardiologist told me my heart was like a dented up 86 Malibu. :eek: