Yo , scary crap...! Eeeek.!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, May 6, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I have stated in the past my uncanny (calm , Kool ) composure in all things , no buttons ,
    No anger , as a matter of factually , my so called (rock hard composure) ..!
    As of late , I've found a chink in my armor..! It's not just a perspective , but a way of life , a chosen way of life.!

    All things in their proper perspective , seem crystal clear and it's reaaly the only control I have .

    I have no wish to control anybody else or what they do unless they will be at risk or affect them in a negative way.!

    These people have taken over my Kool , they won't let me be me .!

    Ok then , I ask all of you , who shall I become..?

    1- Couch potato..?
    2- drama queen..?
    3- phobic and afraid of the dark exec.?
    4- dirt collector..?
    5- the guy that puts the plastic thingies on shoe laces..?
    6- bug collector..?
    7- tire thread checker..?
    8- valet...?
    9- mortician...?
    10- Urine tester <---you know , the medical field..?
    11-the counter of threads , you know , like in linens , (threads per inch)..!
    12-bird seed separator...?

    Fact is , I'm flexible and can do anything I choose , (ANYTHING)..!
    What say YEE .? Looking for the most boring , safest , punkest things known to man kind..! Wouldn't want to break a nail or something serious..!

    13-perhaps a pillow stuffer ..? No heels please , heights , Eeeeek..!

    Chime in , think safe , like .......mash mellow bagger .! Eeeeek..! When bored to a catatonic state , all may be happier..! ACK..!
     
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  2. mountainman13

    mountainman13 New Member

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    Number 9 seems interesting.
     

  3. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Boring job? How about a boring machine operator?
     

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  4. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    I got it! I got it! How about you!!!.... ding, ding, ding...we gotta winner!!!!!!!
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    We can get you a nice job with the Bomb Disposal folks.

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    Normally, not much happens there. You get to wear gloves so you won't break a nail. Or something.
     
  6. rocshaman

    rocshaman New Member

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    I think bubblegum taster might be your calling:

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  7. towboater

    towboater Active Member

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    A Walmart greeter. I could see ya now..... What would ya say???
     
  8. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Just don't go back to experimental drug test subject. Sure it's a thinkless job, but look what they have done to your brain.
     
  9. Dearhunter

    Dearhunter Supporting Member Supporter

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    Javelin catcher is a respectable job!!
     
  10. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    How about a beaver ta.........uhhhh...forget it.:D
     
  11. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    How about S.I. swimsuit model painter?:eek:
     

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  12. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    Maytag repair man?

    Low VOC Paint Dry Time comparator?

    Moss growth specialist?
     
  13. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Coordinator of Chinese fire drills?

    Tracker of the untrackable?

    Pogo Stick tester?

    Leader of the Police Unicycle Division?
     
  14. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    Quality control inspector for the A Round Tuit manufacturer
     
  15. rocshaman

    rocshaman New Member

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    Vice-president of USA....
     
  16. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    In my younger years, I aspired to be a test pilot at a " House of Joy " or quality control, if you will. Now I'm older so I just chase my wife around. An official pizza taster could be a good gig.
     
  17. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That my friend was cruel , but funny and that's what got me here to begin with..! :pI would love to casually talk about my wonderful life , but every time I do , I'm met with doubt and scrutiny.! To bad , I really would love to share but can't..!

    Ok then , lets assume I've n ever done anything and I am the most boring a$$ed person walking the planet , better..?

    In my. Boring a$$ed state of being , I've bored everybody away from me , everybody..! Well , again I find myself alone and this is not new , happens eventually every time..! I can live alone and will again.! I guess the Xanax didn't fix the problem and you know what , F#%€it , I'm tired of being something I'm not..!

    This whole thing has begotten very ugly and looks like I'll be done posting until I get something , PC , I-Pad , a something?!, all is well with me and I'll be back when I can....love ya...! :D
     
  18. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Ahh but you make us laugh my friend and that is what's important. :)
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Deodorant tester................
     

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  20. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Get it?.......................
     

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