Ya'll might get a KICK out of this...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by supergus, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. supergus

    supergus New Member

    Rules for the Non-Military
    Make sure you read # 13
    *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the Military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*

    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ***.

    2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ***.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these
    Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ***.

    4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old - Now, it will only make you look stupid and Get your *** kicked.

    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a Pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ***-kicking (children are exempt).

    6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ***.

    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ***-kicking.

    8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a Veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get Your *** kicked.

    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could - kick your ***!

    10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can - go kick their ***!

    11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could - get your *** kicked.

    12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands
    of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would - get it's *** kicked..'

    *'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the Freedom of the press.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

    'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the Protester to burn the flag.'


    13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the National anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ***.
  2. McNabb11b

    McNabb11b New Member

    Great thread. I went to school with this kid who claimed that he was a sniper in the coast guard and was dishonorably discharged for refusing an order to kill a woman and a child. If I ever see him again, I will kick his ***. One of my closest friends in school was a CWO for the coast guard for 12 years and she was pissed when I told her about him. This was before I joined and could realize that he is full of Sh*t.

  3. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

    I needed a laugh at the end of my day. Unfortunately I did not need to ponder the truth of this on my way home.
  4. laynejc

    laynejc New Member

  5. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

  6. supergus

    supergus New Member

    Thanks. This was an email sent to a friend of ours. Her and her husband were both in Desert Storm, he was also in Vietnam and suffers from the effects of Agent Orange, and she has Lupus, which is triggered by physical and or emotional trauma; so I have a personal view of what our soldiers go through when they return home.
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

    Gus - That may be your best post ever. It would appear my allergies are kicking up a little bit, so the last few lines were a bit harder to read, but the words were some of the best ever.

    We take that sh!t serious in the Dillinger household. Both the USO and the VFW get yearly donations, and not for the write offs. When traveling, or going out, anyone in uniform drinks and eats on us if we can possibly pull it off. Anyone selling poppies prior to Veteran's or Memorial day always gets a couple of $20's and we each take one poppy. Anyone with a VFW emblem gets the door held for them, a place ahead of us in line, or a quiet and heart felt thank you even if there is no other interaction.

    Without the brave men and women of this nation, we would have been dominated by forces of evil that even Barry and his Merry Band of Nitwits can't imagine.

    God Bless Our Troops, Keep & Watch over them, keep their aim steady, their rounds true and keep their families safe in the absence of their blood that said "I don't think so, not if I have anything to say about it" to our enemies regardless of their personal sacrifice.

    Many Thanks!!

  8. supergus

    supergus New Member

    Amen to that! I work with two 19 year olds that recently finished Army boot camp and they're both leaving for Iraq in 30 days. One of them is going to Baghdad immediately. They'll both be there at least a year. Some people have no idea the sacrifices that are made daily so that you and I can post our opinions here, protect our families with firearms, and be as successful as we want.
  9. Minionsram

    Minionsram New Member

    Gus that was wonderfull. I hope some of the little sh!ts that dont respect the armed forces read this and get their asses kicked.
  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    Maybe the best post I've ever read here.

    McNabb, you a grunt?
  11. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

    Thanks. A most excellent thread!

    I'm requisitioning it to post on some boards I frequent.
  12. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

    I was heading back to my seat at Charlotte a couple of years ago while attending a NASCAR race there. When our national anthem started, I stopped and rendered honors. About 4 seconds later, a bunch of red-faced fans were standing, hands over hearts, as I stood there reassured that I still had my "Pissed-Off-Senior Chief" voice.
    It only takes a word to change someone's appreciation for what they have been given.

    Great post!
  13. WDB

    WDB New Member

    A nice thread and it's alright to remind people to have respect. As a 3rd gen Marine and a son that is 4th gen Marine we understand our flag is more than a decoration and the athem is more than a song. So reminding those that forget is the responsibility of everyone who understands what it is to be part of our nation.

    Thanks for the smile!
  14. chopkick

    chopkick New Member

    Gus, that is a KICK *** post! Thank You.
    And yes, #13 is my favorite.
  15. Gestapo Hunter

    Gestapo Hunter New Member

    where i come from its not kick your *** its "drag you behind a building and put a bullet into your head"