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Im kinda perplexed, Much of NY's new *** Weapon" ban is based on a category called "Military Features", WTF isn't a military feature on any firearm? Time for a little satire to lighten up the joint!

I guess you could say a Bayonet lug is a "Military Feature" of sorts but German Boar Hunters loved that "Feature" for a second Chance to live as standoff from Razor sharp Tusks so that's actually a "Hunting Feature" also. Get rid of those damn lugs, they are dangerous!

What else is a "Military Feature", a flash suppressor! Yup, guns that are *** Weapons certainly do use those often to try to hide their exact location from the person trying to kill them. I guess those of us that would use them to defend ourselves, a family member or neighbor dont deserve the same advantages the scum-sucker raping his wife has!. Use the same lame logic for silencers. If only we could get rid of both of those, the planet would be much safer.

Then there is the evil "Folding Stock", You know, the Military feature that makes an AK fold up and fit in your pocket like George Jetsons Car! That is dangerous, real 007 stuff, next thing you know, they will be putting pistols in belt buckles. Oops, been there done that about 100 years ago (before the CNC)!!

That Semi-Automatic thing is a real killer, think about the children for gods sakes! After all, nobody uses bolt action rifles, they arent all; that accurate are they (See Sniper, One Shot, One Kill)! Them damn Semi's are just one sear from being fully auto anyways and you can probably buy the parts at Walmart to do that, semis gotta go!

Dont forget about High/ speed Cap Clips and Mags! Those are the worst, I mean if your not shooting Platoons of VC on the Delta, WTF do you need 8 whole rounds of protection for? My benevolent governor has allowed us to purchase those elusive 7 round Mags for our AR and AK style weapons (If they dont have 2 "Military Features").

Really, when it comes right down to it, guns were originally made for the Military to begin with so arent they all chocked full of "Military Features"?

Boy we really just gotta face it- guns are really bad things, all of them, they all gotta go and then it will be perfect everywhere! (end Rant with 3 Bagpipers playing Amazing grace (stripped of their sgian-dubh), then a single Bugle plays Taps....)
 

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Why don't you just admit it?

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You only hate me because I'm black- right?


Why does someone always have to bring up color......
 

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Very good post. All the things you mentioned were banned under the Clinton ASWB for 10 years. The Democrats have been up set because Bush allowed the Clinton ASWB expire. That was one of Clintons Lagacy Bills. Clinton is a hero to the Left. Obama has now added this to his Legacy by enforcing a new ASWB.
The term Assault Weapon was invented by the Left to Demonize one class of firearms. The move now is moving more to a "Racial" tone. The Southern States are being targeted. The Left will move to claim "Gun Loving" white Southerners are really creating a racial barrier. In other words they have more arm than other racial groups.
These Leftest still live in the 1960s. The South has already been attacked by Sharpton, Tom Brokow. Bob Shiever is calling the NRA, Hitler like. This is moving to what the Left hopes are Anti Gun Marches in Atlanta. The country is developing a racial split that will be difficult to repair.:eek:
 

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I thought a Military Feature was something like a John Wayne war movie. :rolleyes:
 

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nitestalker said:
Very good post. All the things you mentioned were banned under the Clinton ASWB for 10 years. The Democrats have been up set because Bush allowed the Clinton ASWB expire. That was one of Clintons Lagacy Bills. Clinton is a hero to the Left. Obama has now added this to his Legacy by enforcing a new ASWB.
The term Assault Weapon was invented by the Left to Demonize one class of firearms. The move now is moving more to a "Racial" tone. The Southern States are being targeted. The Left will move to claim "Gun Loving" white Southerners are really creating a racial barrier. In other words they have more arm than other racial groups.
These Leftest still live in the 1960s. The South has already been attacked by Sharpton, Tom Brokow. Bob Shiever is calling the NRA, Hitler like. This is moving to what the Left hopes are Anti Gun Marches in Atlanta. The country is developing a racial split that will be difficult to repair.:eek:
Gun loving southerners we don't have guns he he maybe we do shhh
 

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I don't know why you people are so hung up on military weapons.

I'm perfectly content with my "Sport Utility Weapons.z":D:D:D
 

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I don't know why you people are so hung up on military weapons.

I'm perfectly content with my "Sport Utility Weapons.z":D:D:D
What're you talking about Willis?... I have a civilian version of a firearm.
 

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Screw you guys! :p

I love my Military firearms.. I cant even say its the civilian "version"

I dont like the terminology being used.... "Assault Weapon" and "Military-style" can be a slippery slope.. What exactly are those? I mean the Mauser was the "high-speed death machine" of its day.. Im sure the Arisaka was considered a "assault rifle" back in 1902..... :rolleyes:
 

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The bottom line for me is that by definition, all firearms that are suited for Military use are also suited for Militia use and those are the exact firearms that the 2nd Amendment was designed to Protect.
By Rights we should be able to own a REAL Assault Rifle, full auto and all, without the need to jump through all the ATF, '34 NFA hoops. It's our Right as Citizens of the United States and it's Protected by the 2nd Amendment. Of course that Right has been infringed since 1934 and no one to my knowledge has challenged it in Court to get it over turned.
This is where our "fight" really needs to be going, in being on the offensive and getting all the Unconstitutional laws that are on the books repealed. Once we start doing that then we can Truly have our 2nd Amendment Rights back and use them as our Founding Fathers intended. ;)

I mean the Mauser was the "high-speed death machine" of its day.. Im sure the Arisaka was considered a "assault rifle" back in 1902..... :rolleyes:
Not to mention the SMLE and it's "Hi Cap" 10 round magazine of death. LOL.
 

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assault means to take, overun, or to advance on a position. features designed to aid in the assault are considered assault features.
defense weapons are designed to defend. to hold fast. stay or to retreat.

a grenade launcher is an assault feature.

barbed wire is a defensive feature.

now.......

that you have a corner stone, begin the debate.
what is what.
list them and explain each one.
 

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Well right now "military feature" means a gun which resides in New York...
I am so against military guns. All you guys need is a colt navy black powder revolver. Sh!t. Wait. Scratch that. It was designed for the military.

I conceed to allow you to carry rocks. Dam¥. Wait, cavemen used those to attack each other.

Ok. You can now posess nothing harder than tire rubber.

Whew! Now we are safe!
 
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