Would you rather

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by cva209x50, Jun 15, 2014.

  1. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    Would you rather :

    Give birth to a porcupine that's on fire

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    Have a really PMS'y female werewolf as a pet?

    Not the cheap Hollywood idea of a werewolf, I mean a real one. The kind you would see along bray road in Wisconsin.
     
  2. rn-cindy

    rn-cindy Active Member

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    I guess give birth to the porcupine...Thats a one time thing...How long does a Female Werewolf live...?
     

  3. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Is this one of those moments that we need an ignition interlock on the computer?
     
  4. Dearhunter

    Dearhunter Supporting Member Supporter

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    No rather for me, I'm already married to the female werewolf!!:D
     
  5. rn-cindy

    rn-cindy Active Member

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    Aww..come on....She cant be that bad...plus you have to admit, it gets easier once you learn your place...:D
     
  6. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    Only thing I can liken birth too, is passing a kidney stone.... Oh baby Jesus, please don't let me go through that again... :eek:
     
  7. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i'd much rather be sitting under a palm tree on a beach, drinking an ice cold Corona, watching pretty ladies swim topless in the surf!:p
     
  8. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That porcupine thing , is that head first or butt first.......?:eek:
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    quills in or quills out!:eek:
     
  10. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I leaning towards the werewolf I guess .:confused:
     
  11. Mercator

    Mercator New Member

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    May I ask, what's going on?
     
  12. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    In the wild, probably the same lifespan as a normal wolf. As a pet or in a zoo, idk.
     
  13. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    Nothing, just something I came up with when I was bored.
     
  14. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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  15. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    like poor DearHunter i was married to a female werewolf, my first wife!:eek:

    i divorced my female werewolf, and she's about 60 and she still lives!:eek:

    i tried, but i still keep missing her!:eek:
     
  16. rn-cindy

    rn-cindy Active Member

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  17. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    I'm not sure if you need pure silver bullets to kill a real werewolf, but it wouldn't hurt to at least be using Winchester silvertips. Real werewolves don't look like the wolfman or the werewolves from the movies. They are really larger versions of regular wolves that have evolved to the point they can walk on two legs. An adult wolf's paw print is about as big as your hand; an adult werewolf's paw print is at least 2x what a regular wolf's paw print would be.
     
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  18. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Would you rather see a thread like this or another Zombie Apocalypse thread?:eek:
     
  19. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    What was that middle thing?
     
  20. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'd have to say this thread.

    I'll go with the werewolf myself. Like Axxe I have plenty of experience in that department after my first marriage.

    Note to self. next time I'm at Wally's pick up the jumbo pack of Midol........... :D:eek: