Worst of the two?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by skullcrusher, Nov 4, 2009.

  1. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Which is the worse movie?

    One-Eyed Monster or Ninja Cheerleaders?

    Honest answeres please. :eek:


    The title should say 'worse' of the two instead of 'worst'. Typo.
     
  2. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    Sorry. Never heard of either movie. But if I was to hazard a guess, I'd say One Eyed Monster. Depending upon the girls, any movie with cheerleaders can't be too bad...even if the "ninja" part is lousy, i.e. they couldn't pull off a karate move if it bit them on the ass.
     

  3. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Ninja do not do "karate moves". You know nothing of the ways of the ninja!!

    I never heard of those movies.
     
  4. cpttango30

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    One Eyed Monster

    In February 2007, ten people went to the remote mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. What happened next was something no one expected, but everyone saw coming. Amber Benson, Charles Napier, and Ron Jeremy star in an homage to "Alien", "The Thing", and porn.

    Ninja Cheerleaders

    April, Courtney and Monica are three beautiful, intelligent and tough college freshmen. They are finishing their first semester at Los Lomas Malas community college, the armpit of community college's. They must do well on finals to gain entrance to an Ivy League University, cheer at the big game and rescue their Sensei, who has been kidnapped by the mob, all by midnight so they can compete in the all-city strip off with the hopes of winning college money. All the while, dodging nosy cops, keeping their parents at bay, dealing with a perverted coach and smiling, talking or fighting their way through a slew of odd characters. Written by David Presley

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    I am going to have to go with One eyed monster as the dumbest movie of all time.
     
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  5. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    Rent Teenage Caveman and you'll change your mind on that real quick.
     
  6. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    In One-Eyed Monster, Ron's member separates itself from him as it is possessed by an Alien. It then goes around killing people. Pretty damn stupid.
     
  7. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    In order to full critique these movies, this thread should be moved to the bunker!

    Who played the Ninja Master in Ninja Cheerleaders?
     
  8. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I actually intended for this thread to be in the Bunker, but I goofed. If a Mod can move it, much appreciated.
     
  9. lonyaeger

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    I think Peter North appeared in "One-eyed Monster" also.