Working or...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Sonic82, Feb 16, 2012.

Are you employed...?

Poll closed Mar 7, 2012.
  1. no I'm not, I'm underemployed to make ends meet.

    1 vote(s)
  2. yes, I hold a position that suits my education and experience.

    8 vote(s)
  3. no, I'm out of work...and looking.

    1 vote(s)
  4. no, I'm out of work and have givin up.

    1 vote(s)
  1. Sonic82

    Sonic82 New Member

    In the spirit of the following observation, please indicate your status in this poll. Make your selection and keep it quiet if you like.

    Unemployment is dropping! Explained by Bud & Lou:
    COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate.
    ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It's 9%.
    COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
    ABBOTT: No, that's about 20%.
    COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
    ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.
    COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.
    ABBOTT: No, that's about 20%.
    COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 20% unemployed.
    ABBOTT: No, that's 9%...
    COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 20%?
    ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 20% are out of work.
    COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
    ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
    COSTELLO: But they ARE out of work!!!
    ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.
    COSTELLO: What point?
    ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.
    COSTELLO: To whom?
    ABBOTT: The unemployed.
    COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.
    ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work... Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
    COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?
    ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
    COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?
    ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%. Otherwise, it would be 20%. You don't want to read about 20% unemployment do ya?
    COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
    ABBOTT: Absolutely.
    COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means they're two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
    ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
    COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
    ABBOTT: Correct.
    COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
    ABBOTT: Bingo.
    COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.
    ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a politician.
    COSTELLO: I don't even know what I just said!