Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Mods, feel free to delete if this has been done.

    You are exposed to radiation from space, and develop ONE super power. What is it, and why?:cool:
     
  2. Dillinger

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    The ability to time travel within my own lifetime - at will, and retain all the knowledge that I had learned at any point.

    Example - I would go back to high school, knowing what I know now, and skip more classes to hang out with Becky Greene and Lisa Morrison. :cool:

    Stop by 1986 and buy Microsoft at IPO - Hold the stock until early 1999 - cash in and making myself a few billion.

    Summer of 1999, set up my own professional "contracting" company - Start building assets. Hire experts in logistics, travel, profiling, plus all the "heavy lifting" jobs.

    In 2000 take the FBI's Most Wanted List from today, or in the future, and start using my "employees" to eliminate threats before they become a thorn in the side. (Note: Add to the list with names the likes of Paris Hilton, Borat, Jamie Kennedy, Kayne West, etc. )

    Manage the whole thing from the future, so I can see trends before they happen and work to alter them.

    No, I haven't ever given this any thought. :cool:

    JD
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Incredibly thoughtful response. Makes my X-Ray vision at the Hollywood premieres seem adolescent at best.:eek:
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LMAO - That's the best you had? Why not Invisibility, then you could follow them home and sneak in. :D
     
  5. Benning Boy

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    See, that's why you're the Mod, and I'm HatMan, strange visitor from another planet.

    I'm changing my answer to invisibility.:D
     
  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    MANLY Hatman.....:D
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Well done sir, well done.:D
     
  8. painted_klown

    painted_klown New Member

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    I have thought about this as well and I would say the power to make myself and/or anything that touches my skin invisible. Your clothes and anything you touch needs to be invisible as well or you would get SERIOUSLY hurt by people who thought you were a ghost!;)
     
  9. hillbilly68

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    It is true, we never really grow up.

    Since this isn't the bunker I will keep it SFW ;) My second choice then would be the ability to know what women are thinking. Could backfire I know, and most of us probably prefer not to know but ...:cool:

    And I promise to only use my powers for good. OK, maybe not!
     
  10. ScottG

    ScottG New Member

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    And you know I don't already have super powers how? :p
     
  11. hunter Joe

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    Convince the anti-gunners just how ignorant they are. This would take a real Superman
     
  12. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Dude, you carry a Marakov. Do you REALLY need to ask that question? :D
     
  13. sgtdeath66

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    my power would be immortality. that way i could be learn the secrets of the universe. since id be able to travel space without the need of air or food:D
     
  14. ScottG

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    Actually, it does take superhuman strength to own a Mak. I spend a lot of time telling it that you shoot people from the front, not in the back of the head while saying, "goodbye, Comrade...."
     
  15. cpttango30

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    Mine was time travel too as well. But I would go back and take care of people that needed to be taken care of like Hitler I would go back and kill him while on the crapper or when he was a teenager. I would go back and kill oswald two days before he shot kenady. I would go back and kill John Wilkes Booth. I would also buy some Zerox and Microsoft stock along with HP and Tesas Instruments stock.

    I would go back and buy guns tons of guns all unfired condition and keep them that way. I would go back and buy a bunch of now Class III firearms like a Browning BAR and a Tommy gun.

    I would also go to roswell the night of teh crash and take my digicam and cam corder with me.

    I would commission a very large gun something along the lines of a 700 NE or 475 A&M Mag or 50BMG. Then I would go back to dino times and shoot me a dam T-Rex.
     
  16. BPond

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    I want the power of invisibility, and a cloaking device for my truck.

    I'd enforce my own brand of traffic laws. If you insist on going under the speed limit, you aren't just getting tapped, you're getting your a$$ thrown into a guard rail or ditch.

    Obviously, I'd need to be invisible afterward to shake Big Brother.:D
     
  17. bkt

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    The ability to manipulate the thoughts of others like Professor Xavier from X-Men.

    While wishing for that goes against everything I believe in, I can't think of a more potent "superpower".
     
  18. dunerunner

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    Great, time travel is already taken so I guess I'd take the power to know the good and evil in people by casual contact. Like the Bruce Willis character in Unbreakable. Just wonder around like chlorine..cleaning up the gene pool!!
     
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  19. matt g

    matt g New Member Supporter

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    10 minute long orgasms?
     
  20. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Why would anyone shorten the length of an orgasm?:confused: