Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

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  1. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    The word bubblegun is replacing a choice word in the following narrative

    "Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

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    The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.


    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/largemelissaleewilliams.jpg

    According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my bubblegum.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.


    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my bubblegum or I’m going to cut your ....... throat.”


    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.


    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16."



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  2. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    What was the alleged deadly weapon? :eek:
     

  3. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    The Deadly Weapon...Her Bad Odor...
     
  4. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    What flavor bubblegum? :eek:
     
  5. mesinge2

    mesinge2 New Member

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    Juicy Fruit
     
  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    skully!

    Nearly puked up Thankgiving Dinner!! :eek:
     
  7. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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  8. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    I think I would sooner be stabbed
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I read this story on The Smoking Gun, too. Disgusting.
     
  10. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Some things are better left alone.....
     
  11. bigbad-ratman

    bigbad-ratman New Member

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    You know there is some "person" somewhere trying to read this and saying something to effects of: "I wood eat more n her bubblegum!!! I would eat her tobacca too!!!"
     
  12. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I bet it was ABC gum.
     
  13. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Sounds like somebody needs to explain the difference between bubble gum and a 10-week-old wad of Beech Nut chewing tobacco found in a Slurpee cup......
     
  14. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Q. Tastes like bubble gum?

    A. Yes.

    Q. What flavor?

    A. Tuna.

    :eek:
     
  15. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Chicken, finger licking good!
     
  16. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    WMD- Biological warfare at it's finest. But there IS a cure.....

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  17. Badshot320

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    I would of hit it! Just because your scared doesnt mean we all are!;)
     
  18. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Badshot- some images are just hard to get rid of......

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  19. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    If it makes your head snap back that's one spoiled snapper. She needs the Janitor in a Drum feminine hygiene kit.

    Hey lady! Cross your legs your breath stinks!:eek: