Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime!

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  1. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Can you say multitasking! Blame the tinted windows for the stop.

    Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime | The Smoking Gun

    AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

    Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

    That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

    Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

    She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.
     
  2. dunerunner

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  3. jca1

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    what he said ^

    yuck!
     
  4. steve666

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    You can see why she had to be doing herself!!!
     
  5. jbd

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    Wow and I b$#^h about women putting on their makeup while driving!
     
  6. Jo da Plumbr

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    Ay least she had the decency to tint her windows
     
  7. Angry_bald_guy

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    Being from the Cincinnati area, I will have you know that she is what "hood rats" around here would call "hot." It doesn't make sense to me either. I think it has to do with the car.
     
  8. suprdave

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    My kind of gal...;)
     
  9. M14sRock

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    You like hideously beastly women?
     
  10. amoroque

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    Whoa, can you imagine if she was your neighbor or relative. LOL

    I think the funny part is the blog entries from people after the article, here is one by "John K" which I thought was amusing.

    "YOU GO GIRL!!! I'll do ya, so put away your toys and we'll get us a rock, then GAME ON "


    ha ha ha
     
  11. orangello

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    SERIOUSLY! I don't think beer goggles or even Tequila goggles could make that look good.
     
  12. Jo da Plumbr

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    Oh man; here we go again...

    First no cell phones while driving...

    Then no texting while driving...

    Now no masturbation...:eek:


    What the he11 am I supposed to do during rush hour:mad:
     
  13. notdku

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    The same reason we all did, in the off chance she's hot. I'll open one the next time to for the same reason. Dang being a Dude.
     
  14. suprdave

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    Who doesn't? Hopefully she has a hairy mole...
     
  15. M14sRock

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    Dave, that is some funny sh!t.
     
  16. suprdave

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    I love it when I can kiss a woman's neck, and floss at the same time!