Why I'm Depressed

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    So, so wrong..... :D
     

  3. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    But it made me smile!
     
  4. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Post of the week!!!!!!! :D
     
  5. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Very good
     
  6. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Very good indeed! :D
     
  7. stalkingbear

    stalkingbear Well-Known Member

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    Laughing my butt off. You had me going to start with the lead up.
     
  8. BruceGibson

    BruceGibson New Member

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  9. Theunsb

    Theunsb New Member

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    Very good. Skip the laugh. Obama/Zuma/Mugabe and political correctness is in.:mad:
     
  10. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Some real truth there. Thanks for the morning chuckle.