Why do sharks swim circles around you before they attack?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by suprdave, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

    "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad,
    why didn't we just eat them all at first?

    Why did we swim around and around them?

    His wise father replied,

    "Because they taste better without the sh!t inside!"
     
  2. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    I will steal this joke someday also...
     

  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Makes sense, kinda like dunking the crawdads before their hot bath.
     
  4. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I knew I could count on you...
     
  5. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    In fact, I just told it to my son. He called me a few minutes ago and I had to share...
     
  6. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    You're over-achieving today!
     
  7. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Winner winner chicken dinner! Nice, Dave.
     
  8. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    ..........
     

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  9. amoroque

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    Love it! Thanks for sharing!