Why a Handgun is better than a woman

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by DCJS Instructor, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. DCJS Instructor

    DCJS Instructor Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
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    1.You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

    2.You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

    3.You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

    4.If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

    5.Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    6.Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

    7.A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    8.Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    9.A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

    10.A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

    11.You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.


    Tom Perroni
     
  2. GlenJohnson

    GlenJohnson New Member

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    That is just to good. :D
     

  3. Tom the roofer

    Tom the roofer New Member

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    BWAAAHAAAA #1. is the best. :cool:
     
  4. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    Haha! 1 and 6 are great.
     
  5. fapprez

    fapprez New Member

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    I liked #1 and #8. Priceless!
     
  6. fluffo63

    fluffo63 New Member

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    great stuff...LOL

    ..P.S..No not PMS,,,i loved them all..LOL..:D :D
    NO offence (GALS) of the forum,,:p
     
  7. Chance_P

    Chance_P New Member

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    lol number 1 is definately the funniest
     
  8. h&k bigdaddydieseldan

    h&k bigdaddydieseldan New Member

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    Those are some funny reasons ha ha ha ha ha :p :p :p :p
     
  9. Tackleberry

    Tackleberry New Member

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    I like #10 the best!:p
     
  10. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    Is this resurrect a dead thread day? :confused:
     
  11. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Nice, now I have a list for when the girlfriend ask why I own so many handguns!