Who's pierced?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by skullcrusher, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Sparked by Matt's 'Who knows rocks?' thread, I'm asking who has been pierced for jewlery display? We have that tattoed thread, here's the pierced thread.

    I had my left earlobe pierced at 18. A woman talked me into it:rolleyes:, but she did eventually become ex-wifey. :D I stopped wearing an earring just a few short years later. Surprizingly, nearly 20 years later, the hole is still there. :cool:

    Give it up. I'll bet Tango pierced his own doo-hicky. :eek:
     
  2. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

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    No piercings, I'm a heterosexual male.
     

  3. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Very funny, d!ck! :p
     
  4. fapprez

    fapprez New Member

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    At 18, my brother talked me into piercing my left ear twice and my right ear once. That lasted about 1 month before I dropped it down to one in the left. About 6 months later I had a dream that I repierced my left ear. When I woke up, there was two holes where there had once been one. I wore a second for a while but the eventually dropped it back down to one. I have a 10 guage captive bead in there now.
     
  5. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    No piercings here.


    Male piercings = Utter uber gheyness...........

    No offense, skull. :D
     
  6. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I almost shot beer out of my nose. :eek:

    That just might set the bar for funniest comment for the week. :D
     
  7. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Glad I brightened your day.

    :D
     
  8. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I am not not but, (You knew that was coming didn't you) At one time I was.

    IT was a long time ago in a land called Texas. Where a topless bar can sell beer but a full nude bar can not. The bar was outside Waco Tx. BYOB was the name of the game. Chubby or crack whore like women was the nude game. The bar was gross when sober but ok when you were drunk. The urinal was an old bath tub that didn't drain just (I am not kidding) pumped out with a small gas powered water pump. We were 3/4 of way drunk off our butts when we got there. Well known as the crazy funny drunk of the bunch The best looking ladies were walking around giving away FREE body jewelery with a free piercing. I said oh what the heck I am drunk who cares it won't hurt that bad. Well The next morning I wake up and my left nipple is just killing me. I look down and Think oh crap where did I get that. As the day goes on and my brain becomes a little less fuzzy I started remembering what happened. Well a few days roll by not paying to much attition to it and it really starts to hurt. I look down and HOLY CRAP my nipple is twice it's normal size Red and feeling like some one is holding a blow torch on it. So I look at it better and see a cyst on the side that looks like a big zit. I pop it and drop to my knees as it shoot a pain into my body that I would compair to getting kicked in the nuts. After picking myself up and squeezing some more puss and blood out of it I get in the shower and get the neosporen out and slather it on and keep it up for a few days. Now I have taken care of that it is going good and the lady friends are diggin my nipple ring. As time goes by it has been about 8 months and No big deal with the nipple ring as no one can see it unless I have my shirt off which is a good thing seeign as Army Regs say men can't have them. Well i had almost forgotten I had the darn thing until that trip to Fort Irwin Ca (NTC). Well the military doesn't think you need any privacy while you doing #2 or showering unless you are female. Well Here I am standing in the shower soaped up head to toe and here comes the Brigade SMG the highest enlisted man in the Brigade. He hops in the shower right next to who yes me. It takes him a whoping .00345 seconds to see the one thing not regulation on my body my nipple ring. SOB here I am butt nekkid getting screamed at by a nekkid SGM with everyone in the darn shower area looking at me. He made me take it out right there and throw it away. After that I never put one back so all I have to remeber the good times is a freeky lookin niple.

    SO there it is. I Dare anyone to top that story behind my nipple ring.
     
  9. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Ok so you put down all of those freakin words to tell us one thing that could be explained in a simple sentence.................


    Why yes, Skull, I was ghey once. Thank you for asking.

    :D


















    noob







    P.S. Sounds like the SGM was a little jealous to me.
     
  10. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Ok, Tango, I was close. Still a very funny story, I laughed out loud, you crazy mutha...:D
     
  11. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Ok, SGT, you have essentially called me, tango and Matt ghey...:eek:

    Me thinks you doth protest too much...:p Did you not name your rifle, "Jimmy"? :D
     
  12. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Hey now. I'm just stating the obvious without surgar coating the whole mess with useless words...lol.

    :D



    P.S. my rifle's name is Jen.......








    douche :D








    Seriously though, I'm very allergic to pain, so I try to stay away from anything that involves it (that includes piercings and tattoos).
     
  13. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Oh, that's right, Jen...Jen. :D

    I suspect the good SGT has had a couple, because this is the most humorous you've been in a while. Keep it up. :D
     
  14. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    Nah...I'm as sober as someone waking up to a sasquatch the morning after an epic all-nighter.

    I'm just in a good mood.
     
  15. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Now I know you are drunk...you did not just equate a good mood with waking up to a 'squatch and a massive headache. :eek:

    Talk about pain...try chewing your arm off while your head is about to explode. I'd rather get a nip pierce by a dirty whore like tango did. :p
     
  16. matt g

    matt g New Member Supporter

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    I had my nipples done until I pulled one out on a jump. It snagged my parachute harness and straightened the 12 ga. hoop.

    I also pierced my eyebrow back in high school. I ripped it out when I was running through the redwoods on an acid trip. I lost about a half pint of blood until I realized it was blood.

    Both left scars. I don't poke holes through my body anymore.
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'll remain mum and wait for the "Who wears frilly panties" thread.
     
  18. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    I pierced both my ears and both my nipples by myself in my younger/dumber days. Did lots of weird things come to think of it.

    SGT. You are one SEXY dude!!! :p

    I got over it after a few years when my brain cells kicked in. :)
     
  19. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    BTW, one of the enlightening moments I had was when I was training for a toughman contest and my left nipple ring got ripped out. After it healed up good, I pierced it again.

    I'm going to go and punch myself in the face now.........again. :eek:
     
  20. zhuk

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    Girls @ my high school used to pierce each other's ears in the washrooms at lunchtime...with a needle & a cork :p

    You could hear the screams from across the playground lol


    No piercings on me...but an increasing number of tattoos :eek: