Who wants a free gun?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by cpttango30, Sep 19, 2010.

  1. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I am getting $4.1 millon dollars from the New President Dr Goodluck Jonathan Federal Republic of Nigeria. See for yourself. WOOT WOOT... I can get my a nighthawk that is badder than JD's and I will get mine before him.


    OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER
    TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
    GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am Lt. Gen. Peter Olu, National Security Adviser to the New President Dr Goodluck Jonathan Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Nigeria. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US4.1 Million to you via diplomatic courier service.

    Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to you.

    The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me

    Your full name
    Your house address
    Your age
    Your marital statue
    Your identity such as, international passport or driver license
    Your contact phone and fax numbers

    The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me.

    I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted.

    Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing OK, I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment.

    This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. If you need more information about this, I will give you the details how to contact the diplomat for more information on how to carry out the plan.

    I need you response because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via Email (olupeteroolu@mail.mn) Call me on my direct phone: (+234-8063619571) or Fax: (234-8029402741)

    Best Regards,
    Lt. Gen. Peter Olu
     
  2. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That with your other Millions from the FBI, Dude, You are so lucky.:)
     

  3. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    Must be our lucky day here...I got a similar letter today. It appears I have been selected to receive some forgotten money from the J Paul Getty estate.

    Who wants a Barrett 50 BMG?
     
  4. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    I did the same thing, but haven't seen any of the $4.1 million yet. I'll keep checking.
     
  5. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    I'll take one, please.
     
  6. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    On it's way once J Paul Getty's check clears...do you need some ammo for that? :p
     
  7. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Sign me up. I want a Specter Gunship for commuting. ;)
     
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  8. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    I get these all the time in my Junk mail folder and usally it's from Nigeria with some silley story or another. I particulairly like the ones from either England or Nigeria where I have a relative there that has died and they are going to deposit $20M in my bank account if I will just give them my account number with all the other info they need to really rake my accounts over the coals.

    Damn CP, they only offered you $4.1M. This must be one cheap bastch Nigerian. :D
     
  9. igordog

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    Same here...Probably 3-4 a day. I got one the other day from "Microsoft" saying that I won the "Microsoft" lottery and they needed all of my information to collect my prize.
    I googled "Microsoft Lottery" just to see what came up, and of course there was a section on the Microsoft page about security saying that there was no such thing as a "Microsoft Lottery".
    I actually wrote back to the people and said, "I checked with Microsoft on their official homepage, which said that there's no such thing as a "Microsoft Lottery". If you disagree with this and have nothing to hide, I look forward to hearing from you."
    Haven't heard back from them yet...
     
  10. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Nigerians have quite the scam going in their country. Too bad they don't have any money, or we could reverse their fortunes with just the members on this board.
     
  11. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    1000 rounds with a nice Nightforce scope to top it off.
     
  12. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Anyone in the Houston area want to grab my consignment from Mr. Hopkins for me.:D

    Good Day!!,


    I have been in your country since 3am at George Bush Intercontinental/Houston Airport (IAH), Houston, Texas port of entry at the North side of Houston, Texas with my partner and have been so busy with the Custom Authorities here at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, having done extensively on this assignment towards carrying out the delivery of Consignment to your doorstep without further delay or sanctions whatsoever.

    In consequent to this, I have been required by the authority to sign some vital documentation in respect of your Consignment as the code of precedence in line with Diplomatic delivery directives.

    So I advise that you verify/Re-confirm your current residential address to me, and also tell me the nearest Airport to your home to avoid mistake, because as soon as I clear this problems with the custom authorities and sign some paper works I will be heading to your home address by tomorrow Evening.

    I am very busy now at the Custom Authority Office here at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, as soon as am through speaking with the head of the Authorities I will give you a call, so I advised that you keep your mobile phone open for easy communications,

    Finally. I will be oblige to ensure that your package is delivered to you as soon as I settle this issue with the Customs, and also do not contact any other person apart from me the Diplomat of your Consignment.


    Once again, thanks for helping me serve you better.



    Yours Faithfully.
    David J. Hopkins
     
  13. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Tango- you hit the jackpot! That is not from a Nigerian- the MN ending on the internet code is MONGOLIA ! You may have a descendant of Genghis himself there!

    I usualy just ignore the scams- altho there are folks that have made an entertaining hobby of screwing with them- including one guy that made a scammer get a tattoo. There was one I did not ignore- one jerk that claimed to be an NCO in Iraq that needed help getting $100 million in Saddam's cash out of Iraq. I DID tell him I would be glad to help- That I was the Asst. G-3 for the 3rd Armor, was in Baghdad, and could be by to see him in about 45 minutes. Hello? Hello? :rolleyes:
     
  14. 410shooter

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    this is a scam if i have ever seen one... when its too good to be true, it really is
     
  15. Angry_bald_guy

    Angry_bald_guy Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks for pointing out the obvious...
     
  16. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    NO SH!T Sherlock.

    Just to clear the air. I work in IT for a rather large school district in Virginia. I see this stuff all the time.

    Hey will the $4.1 million I can sure buy a lot of viagra at .05 a pill like the other email I got says.

    Not that I need them I swear I walk around with a stiffy most of the day. Here is the reply I sent to him.

    Your full name: Jack Wade
    Your house address:
    1723 W. Sasquatch way
    Staffordshire, VA 22559
    Your age: 35
    Your marital status: Single


    I even gave him a pic of my Drivers License.
    [​IMG]

    Oh and I gave him my numbers 877-794-7883 Fax: 877-513-2625 Go ahead call them I dare you to.
     
  17. Angry_bald_guy

    Angry_bald_guy Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That's awesome Tango... Now the question is, why do you have gay phone sex numbers memorized?
     
  18. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I don't have them memorized but you sure did know what they were real quick (NOT SAYING ANYTHING) :eek:


    ZING
     
  19. Angry_bald_guy

    Angry_bald_guy Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, google's a bitch like that.