Who needs guns when...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by zhuk, May 11, 2010.

  1. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    You can cover them with a fetching red gel dye...and it's UK legal!

    (although it wouldn't suprise me if not in Aus, just taking a wild guess :rolleyes:)

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    Defend Yourself...

    With crime on the rise, we are constantly having to look for alternative protection for ourselves and the family.

    Now you can fight back with FARB GEL SPRAY

    Ideal For...

    Students, shop owners, travellers, joggers, taxi drivers, nurses and other health care workers, neighbourhood wardens, walkers, bikers, hikers and anyone who wants extra protection.

    How it works...

    Press to release and spray a red gel onto the attackers face, giving you vital seconds to escape and call the police. Farb Gel will dye the assailants face and clothes for up to SEVEN days no matter how hard they try to wash and remove it.

    Farb Gel Spray should only be used in an emergency: when you feel that your life could be threatened or that you may be a victim of a criminal assault.

    Farb Gel Spray serves two purposes: for identification purposes when reported to the Police, and as a distraction which will enable you to escape from the situation.

    You should only use the spray when you feel justified in doing so. The farb gel is 'eye-safe' and does not damage or harm in any way.

    Once you have the desired results, you should run away as soon as you can and report the matter to the Police.


    When used legally you can receive a replacement farb gel spray free of charge (on production of a Police report).


    Farb-gel self defence spray
     
  2. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    So you not only get robbed, you then get beaten by one pi&&ed off bad guy. Can you beat someone with the can? :D
     

  3. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    I see college kids having a blast with this stuff. If it dont hurt it wont work.
     
  4. LegatoRedrivers

    LegatoRedrivers New Member

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    Eye-safe! Thank goodness. I'd hate to harm that poor, misguided fellow attempting to mug/harm/rape you.

    If you're interested in that, I'd like to introduce you to my patented, "Personal Safety Bludgeon." Made of high grade wood fibers and inks, this item is legal to carry open or concealed anywhere, and is guaranteed to not permanently harm your attacker!

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  5. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    Only in the UK...

    What happened to Churchill and when exactly did our cousins across the pond unilatteraly STOP being men?

    British trial lawyers are rubbing thier palms together anticipating all the new victims they'll get to sue after they "defame" the criminal attacker with this stuff...

    Thank God our Forefathers took freedom with gunfire. That which is given can not be valued so much as that which is won.

    TACK
     
  6. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Imagine where the empty can will be placed:eek: All ready said, if it doesn't hurt it won't work. Yep you marked the bad guy...then he did what to you???? Looks like fun for kids, prank to play on your buddies thats about it. Thinking the rape whistle is a cheaper and better option than this BS at least then you make some noise while being asaulted.
     
  7. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    effin hilarious....
     
  8. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    So after your face is stained red with your own blood because you sprayed a guy with that crap people will be able to find him....brilliant!
     
  9. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    Excellent idea! You could use The Times for a better class of blugeon :p

    But only to be used if your attacker is similarly armed - wouldn't want to be up on a charge of "unlawful use of pulp as a deadly weapon" lol
     
  10. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Brought back memories of a poor, misguided youth in my hometown a few years back. He was attempting to redistribute the wealth from the local bank. The dirty Capitalist banker gave him the money, along with a dye pack. For those not familar with a dye pack, it looks like a bundle of money- but contains explosives, teargas, and dye. The time delayed detonation is activated by leaving the bank with it. This disadvantaged child of the streets was wearing surgical scrubs, with no pockets, so he shoved the bag of money (and dye pack) into the top of his pants, and ran from the bank.

    Oh, the humanity! :eek:
     
  11. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    What would one carry as a BUG? A frigging Sharpie?
     
  12. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Sorry, but it just occured to me that if you shoot an attacker in the face with a gun their face will also turn red, but it's not so easy for them to hide out for a week. The smell gives them away.
     
  13. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It would be a fantastic idea if it was pressurized at about 1000 psi. Put the gel UNDER the skin.