Who Am I?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by UnderFire, Aug 26, 2009.

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  1. UnderFire

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    Who Am I?


    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

    I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

    Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

    My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

    I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

    I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

    That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

    I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

    I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.

    I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

    I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

    At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy....... I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country..

    But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

    I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
    It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

    I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

    I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

    I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

    So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities".
    My true views were not widely known & I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

    I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

    I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.



    And the world learned the truth.



    *Who am I?







    ADOLF HITLER
    WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
    Scary isn't it?
     
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  2. Shotgun Shooter

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    You got me!
    Scary..very.

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  3. skullcrusher

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    I've seen that one. It is a good one.

    Here's another easy one:

    I live in the eastern time zone.

    I am very opinionated and I'm not afraid to tell someone how I feel.

    I love my wife, kids and my pets.

    I love guns and killing animals I don't eat.

    I love muscle cars and driving fast.

    I have a piss soaked rope.

    Ponch is my hero.

    Who am I?
     
  4. skullcrusher

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    Your turn!! :D
     
  5. Shotgun Shooter

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    This one may be tough, but its worth a shot.

    I abandoned my state.
    I'm a total biotch.
    I tried to be VP, but failed because I didnt lie good enough
    You could consider me the Devils wife.
    I prefer to degrade my opponets because Hilary Clinton is my idol.

    Who am I? :p

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  6. skullcrusher

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    Ferraro? I dunno. Got any other hints?
     
  7. Shotgun Shooter

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    I abandoned my state so I can attempt to be President. :p

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  8. skullcrusher

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    You said 'devil's wife'.
    Mentioned attempted VP, but a bad liar
    Hillary is an idol

    John Kerry?
     
  9. Shotgun Shooter

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    Oh Sarah Palin...Good try. John Kerry..you were close. :p

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  10. skullcrusher

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    How, pray tell, is that even close to Palin? Please give examples of each other than the 'abandoned my state' thing.

    Here's another one that is not such a reach.


    I am smarter than my husband and a better lawyer.

    Without me, my hubby would be nothing.

    I was snubbed for VP.

    I get irritated when anyone mentions my husband, a former President.
     
  11. Shotgun Shooter

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    I have no idea.

    and those were my person feelings on her :p

    S.S.
     
  12. skullcrusher

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    Wow. Those were your personal feelings about Palin? You voted for BO, didn't you? Oh to be so young and out of touch and influenced by the mass media. I like you SS, but you missed the boat there. I thought I had a cohort in a possible run of an epic thread. Oh well, at least I know now. ;)
     
  13. Shotgun Shooter

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    I didnt vote at all. :p
    Cause I truly hate politics with every ounce of hatred a single person can give.

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  14. Gojubrian

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    Not voting is being part of the problem, not part of the solution FWIW.
     
  15. skullcrusher

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    Well said, Brian, as usual.

    I again offer this:

    I am smarter than my husband and a better lawyer.

    Without me, my hubby would be nothing.

    I was snubbed for VP.

    I get irritated when anyone mentions my husband, a former President.

    Who am I? (softball and looking for hardball-this thread could grow) :)
     
  16. Shotgun Shooter

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    I dont know about politics. I dont know I should vote for. I dont know who I want put as President, as they both will lie. As a gun owner, I dont want anyone whos anti-2a. Politics dont interest me nor do I want to get involved. Until a politician tells the truth, I'll stay unregistered.

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  17. skullcrusher

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    Way to kill the basis of the thread after you attempted to play along. One day you may care, or not. Don't vote, that is your right. If you truely care about 2A, then you will wake up one day. If you really don't care about any of your Constitutional Rights, you will stay part of the sheeple. Fwiw, Palin is huge pro-2A and Hillary is huge anti-2A. So that tells me that you are neither because you don't care to know. Thanks for coming clean, bro. :(
     
  18. Shotgun Shooter

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    Palin can be whatever she wants to be, doesnt mean I'd want her as VP. I wouldnt want Hilary regardless, either. From what I've seen, politicians say whatever they can to win a position. Then dont do it. I'd rather not spend everyday trying to decipher who is for/against something. Especially since they could be lying.

    Take your $3 back. JD, take your $12. I dont want this supporting membership.

    S.S.
     
  19. skullcrusher

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    Every politician lies. What they can't do is hide their lives and history from people. Palin hunts. Her family hunts. Her husband is a blue collar worker who hunts.

    Hillary has made no attempt to hide her disdain of gun ownership and the Bill of Rights.
     
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