Okay, let's educate each other on where certain phrases came from. Here's mine...... "Drunk as a skunk" Skunks are very susceptible to rabies. If you've ever seen a rabid skunk they stumble around, bump into things, and it general wander around looking as if they were extremely drunk. So when someone's had too much to drink and they are stumbling around and falling down......they look very much like a rabid skunk.......hence....."drunk as a skunk". Anyone else?