Where Are They Now, 2019 FTF Edition

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Where do you see individual members 10 years into the future?

    Ineff- Host of Masterpiece Theater

    JDP- Host of The Tonite Show

    J.D.- Chained to a stainless steel table in the base of a volcano, but freeing himself with an acetylene torch concealed in an Omega Omnicron, while henchwoman Plenty O'Gash mixes mojitos.

    Tango- In an advanced weapons lab, having Adamantium fused to his skeleton to become "Whistle Pig".

    Spittinfire- The first militant televangelist

    Goju- Host of UFC 837

    IGETEVEN- Owner of a "soldier for hire" hangout bar, named something like "The Mortar Pit". If you knock over a beer, the whole place assumes the front leaning rest position.

    What do your cards say, Sister Cleo?:rolleyes:
     
  2. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Can I count on you as my head writer?
     

  3. canebrake

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    Are you being kind?

    Do I need to worry???

    10 years.....hum.....
     
  4. NGIB

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    Not sure about anyone else but I hope I'm still vertical as I'll be 64...
     
  5. skullcrusher

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    Benning - successful director of the biggest Zombie movie series in history

    Cane - the dirty old man at the assisted living center who chases nurses with his walker

    Ineff - Host of Meet the Press

    bkt - Senator BKT

    JDP - Comedy Central circuit

    Bear - President of Stalkingbear Armory

    RL357 - Founder of the first hunting/politics show in history

    IGET - Commander of the rebel forces that ousted Chavez

    Amsel - Canadian and proud of it
     
  6. Dillinger

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    Another interesting topic. I am forced to ask "Where does he come up with all these amazing toys??"

    bkt - holding court in a survivalist camp, somewhere along the border, his rag tag group is well known in the resistance communitt for strong leadership and not saying a whole hell of a lot. Thier actions speak louder than their words.

    stalkingbear is fixing bikes, and building guns, all the while complaining that they don't make them like they used too anymore. Is eyesight is shot, and his killer grip strength is down to that of a mere mortal, so the people who frequent his shop still fawn over him like in the old days. Then Bear has them all sit around the burnt out neon Harley-Davidson sign and tells them stories about his travels with the Hell's Angels Wrecking Crew back before the war.

    Cane and Asmel are running an underground version of the Canebrake Hilton. They have a whole "Harriet Tubman" thing going in reverse. They are the last stop for people trying to escape the brutal cold of the NE and want to immigrate closer to the sun. Cane's days are spent shuffling from one sitting location to another, frequently immitating strange emoticons while he spins yarns about the "old days" which was last week for him. Asmel works like a dog and is the reason the place is successful. He has learned the true profit of American Free Enterprise and routinely sells local commodities to the newly transplated for 6 times their going rate. He makes it up to them, and his conscious, by always providing quality food and beverages for his B&B guests - but the fact is he is rolling in dough and has amassed an amazing collection of early 20th and 21st century hardware. Some of it that used to belong to Cane, but he doesn't remember.

    Franciscomv finally got free from his oppressive dictators and opened the first post Zombie age "It Club" where well to do gangsters and badlanders can come, get their knives sharpened, have a top notch glass of hootch, learn the proper terms for all things clissical, refined and debonaire, not to mention spend some time and bottlecaps on the bevvy of beautiful lovelies that frequent the place.

    NGIB is holding down the fort in Georgia. Made his name as a bit of dueling expert post Zombie Day. His bowling pin shoots made dumping Zombies for profit in the middle of town a natural transition. Tried to run for mayor of the local tribes, but was pretty much run roughshod over when the locals found out he had "real schulin and sucx" on his resume'.

    Benning Boy caught a runner. He had a dream the month before Zombie Day. Went out and sold his sperm & bone marrow to raise some quick cash, sold his vehicles and hit to 7-11's. Then scooped up all the ammo, knives and tac clothing he could find in a 50 mile radius. Had a HUGE surplus and used his prior military training to take over a local Home Depot after the first wave of the Zombies advanced. Set up his own little brand of "Not so Free" Commerce. Can be seen at the front of the store, scanning the horizon for customers and zombies alike with his trusty lever action .44-40 and .454 Casul on his hip, ready to make some trades. Usually ends up getting the best of his customers because they are too busy laughing at his stories to realize they just paid $137 New World Dollars for a roll of duct tape. Pretty much the richest SOB in his part of the world. Has his own harem, frequently spends the night with 3 or 4 of them, back to back. Gets up early and does his morning PT prior to opening the store and starting the signal fires with his trusty Zippo.

    DrGonzo will have finally achieved the Apocolypse he planned and prepared for. Spent the first weeks after Zombie Day raiding every gun store he could. Packed more weapons and ammo into the back of a stolen dump truck than anyone. Made his way as far as B.B's Arms Depot before the last of his stolen diesel fuel ran out. Ended up staying for a few weeks and trading away most of his arms for quality time in the Harem Room. Now he makes his way through the plains as a guide, picking up bands of the poor huddled masses and leading them to slaughter....
     
  7. Benning Boy

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    Cane- Filling in at an Eagles Reunion

    NGIB- Senate Majority Leader

    BKT- Oval Office, calling Kanye a jack@$$

    Robo- Texas Department of Safety, refusing to travel by vehicle, opting for a horse.
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    J.D. has always been smart, but where did the eloquence and imagination come from? Brilliant.

    Stephen King dies, clearing his conscience by illuminating the world to the fact that his real name is Skullcrusher.

    Falseharmonix tours in an orchestra performing alongside the Scorpions in Europe.

    Benning starts a "Who's hotter, Ginger or Maryanne" thread, which bombs, becomes distraught, and takes his own life with a Cold Steel Lightsaber.
     
  9. skullcrusher

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    JD saved every penny and now owns thousands of acres in the PNW. He started his own "tactical training camp" where he recruits misguided youths to build his army. He runs the camp like a special forces training officer. Everyone in his army is proficient with handguns, long guns, full autos, knife fighting and MMA. The US gubmit labels his band of miscreants as 'domestic terrorists', but that was his goal. He eventually ammasses enough land and local support to delcare his land as a soverign country only to be taken out by a freak long range shot that only Tango could make.
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    In the eyes of a Robo

    Quit acting like a homo

    Or else he'll put his boot in your behind

    Cuz the foot of the Robo's in your booty,

    You might think that foot is kinda mean,

    You don't know just how bad it will get though

    Because Robo wears a size 18
     
  11. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    No need for this one, Maryanne by a country mile...
     
  12. Franciscomv

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    LOL Sounds like a sweet deal. Maybe I can open a post-apocalypse opera house. :)

    Let's give this a shot:

    JD- Dancing on Gaston's grave and writing "JMB by ambar" graffitti on his plastic tombstone.

    Stalkingbear- Running after deer with his shinny new bionic knee (complete with "The six million dollar man" sound effects and all).

    Cane- Starting an NGO to bring Colts to God forsaken third world countries where we can't get American made 1911s.
     
  13. Dillinger

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    LMFAO!! Plastic Tombstone!! Muwhahahahahha hah!!

    That's the post of the day right there!! :D
     
  14. c3shooter

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    Glock makes tombstones now ?



    :rolleyes:
     
  15. spittinfire

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    If they don't, they should. Under that stone should be EVERY SINGLE GLOCK EVER MADE.
     
  16. yazul42

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    It beats bein' a Wal Mart greeter,,,,,,,,,

    Jeff
     
  17. cpttango30

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    Dillinger: Running the UFC after handing a hardcore azz whooping out Dana White. Made him tap in 1:32 sec of the first round with an army bar that was so nasty it ripped his elbow in two.

    Bear: In his wheel chair because the knee replacement went foul in the new and improved Obamacare Don King Memorial Healin house and Acorn office. When they were told Knee replacement they thought it was severed spinal cord and they botched the surgery.

    Samples: Host of a Hot NEW HBO series Samples Milk and Honey's.

    Benning: Glued to the Computer writing his 75th Zombie movie names Zombie Devils from Talaxia.

    NGIB: Head weapons cord on benning current movie Tango vs the T virus.

    RL: Hosting the new hit radio show Tail of the board. Where he disscusses all the exploits of the Supporting Members of FTF.

    Skull: Glued to the computer tryin to write a movie half as good a bennings Hit 10 oscar award winning Zombie Back Mt. It is about 2 lonly Zombies that know they love each other but can not let the hoard know because it is forbidden. So far all skull can come up with is Attack of the Zombie Pimps of Acorn Prime.

    Tango: Host of the hit show on Showtime: What the F did You Say Douche Bag. Where contestant compete to spend 24 hours with Tango on a good day. They will be subjected to constant berating and harassment. Ending when you either eat a 1oz 12 ga slug or start crying. So far it is Tango 99 Douche Bags 0. Tango has 65 slug educed deaths and 34 effing cry babies.

    Hogger: still wondering why he can't get a girl even though is like to wear his mothers skin and his body armor at the same time. "The mother puts the lotion on the skin"....

    Goju: Is in 7 day a week 2 hour a day counseling because he can't own a 1911 because his mommie said it would hurt him.
     
  18. skullcrusher

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    That is some of your best work, Tango. :D
     
  19. RL357Mag

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    Fixed it for you Skull...:D


     
  20. Dillinger

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    *laughing and clapping*'

    Really nice work tango, some of your best yet.... :D

    JD