When Osama bin Laden died...

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  1. Brian P

    Brian P New Member

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    When Osama bin Laden died...

    When Osama bin Laden died, he was
    met at the Pearly Gates by George
    Washington, who slapped him across the
    face and yelled, "How dare you try to
    destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in
    the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end
    our liberties but you failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the
    groin and said, "This is why I allowed our
    government to provide for the common
    defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat
    Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It
    was evil men like you who inspired me to
    write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as
    George Mason, James Monroe and 66
    other early Americans unleashed their
    anger on the terrorist leader.

    As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an
    Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said,
    "This is not what an angel promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would
    be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
    What did you think I said?"
     
  2. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    Brian,

    GOOD ONE!

    03
     

  3. oneshot

    oneshot New Member

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    Outstanding!!!