When is the "F" word is acceptable?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Car54, Mar 24, 2011.

  1. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered to be acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
    -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- Gen. George Custer, 1877


    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Albert Einstein, 1938


    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    -- Pablo Picasso, 1926


    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566


    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937


    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a%#!"
    -- Noah, 4314 BC


    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ ing mad."
    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2000

    Now you can add

    “We lost HOW MANY @#$%ing seats?
    -- Barack Hussein Obama, November 3rd, 2010

    And finally
    “@#$%, @#$%, @#$%”!!!!”
    -- Nancy Pelosi, November 3rd, 2010
     
  2. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    Heh..that's f&$@*ng funnny :D
    DJ 5:33 AM 3-24-11
     

  3. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The Coach knows...(If you are offended by hearing the word then don't watch the f*#@ing video)
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0od7spyth_I]YouTube - Bobby Knight Explains his Favorite Word[/ame]
     
  4. Boyerracing343

    Boyerracing343 New Member Supporter

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    Haha some of those were great! Thanks for the laugh.
     
  5. powg

    powg New Member

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    what tha ''f''

    What do you mean there are no seats availiable ? Ive got the !@#$%^& ing tickets right here ! super bowl dallas tx 2011
     
  6. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    Propper use of the Word

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g]YouTube - the word fuck[/ame]
     
  7. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    George Carlin - The on the word "F"

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3NuPeVCKGg]YouTube - George Carlin - The Word "Fuck"[/ame]
     
  8. armsmaster270

    armsmaster270 New Member

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    I was going to say anytime you are refering to a career politician.
     
  9. TheSadPanda

    TheSadPanda New Member

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU[/ame]
     
  10. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    12. "What the @#$%..."
    --59,948,240 Americans - Nov 5, 2008
     
  11. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Six of my police officers were late to class at the Academy. Seems they were sitting at a stoplight (in a personal car, but in uniform) when they were rear ended by another car (minor hit). They decided to get out and look at the damage. The teenaged girl that had just hit them looked up as 6 unifromed cops got out of the car. She quietly said "****!" and fainted.
     
  12. TheSadPanda

    TheSadPanda New Member

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    That is a teenager's worst nightmare! But since this didn't happen to me, I'm over here laughing like a mad man.
     
  13. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Once I was walking with this super super gorgeous girl from my chemistry class. My girlfriend walked by and I didn't even see her. The gorgeous girl said, your girlfriend just walked by and she looked pissed. I turned around and there she was just standing there looking mad as hell, I said to myself.....F%#K.