When God is too busy

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    When God is too busy

    If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!



    A United States G.I. was attending some college

    Courses between assignments. He had completed missions

    In Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor

    Who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. >
    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real

    Then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly

    15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

    Ten minutes went by and the
    professor proclaimed, 'Here I am

    GOD, I'm still waiting.'


    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got

    Out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

    Knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there

    Looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,

    Noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What

    In the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'

    The s.soldier calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting

    American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

    Stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

    The classroom erupted in cheers!

    THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING

    AMEN!!
     
  2. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Busy signal!!

    Praise the Lord an pass the ammo! To bad he didn't have his side arm!!!! God bless our Troops.:eek::)
     

  3. jabbo

    jabbo New Member

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    That right there was a great one.
     
  4. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    Well played my friend, well played.