Okay I saw this in armslist today and it made me chuckle. Cheap scooter? Crown Vic? (must be some car!) I was thinking about offering a goat and a pair of high school basketball tickets........ Here is what is probably too small to read: Will trade for: 1911, larger Glock, Sig, HK, PPQ, revolver, cheap scooter or motorcycle, car (I'll give you my 1999 Ford Crown Victoria too) or? Let me know what you have.