What the hell? The local news just said the words "Zombie Outbreak"

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Dillinger, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I couldn't make this up if I tried. The local KING affiliate just picked up a story from some grass roots nowhere reporter claiming to have video footage of, and I quote, "what can only described as a Zombie" unquote.

    Now the footage would expect is some silly zombie march, college prank thing, but not so. They had a still image of what appeared to be a 3 or 4 foot tall "creature" and night vision video of it "shuffling" like a god damn Zombie.

    Did anyone else see this?!? :eek:
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    You been in the 'nip?
     

  3. dog2000tj

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    Haven't heard about it and can't find anything with Google. Got a link? :confused:

    Lucky for me I'm not that far from Bethel, VT as we all know it is a safe haven from Zombies ;)
     
  4. Benning Boy

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    You know, some people think gun folks are "Nutjobs" who believe in zombies.

    And some gun guys are apologists, who claim that zombies are a "metaphor" for societal dregs bent on ill will.

    They're both wrong.

    In summer, 1968, I was contracted by the government for Project XJ-7. Designed to get us out of Nam quickly, I was based out of Evans City, Pa., to work on the development. The project was a bio-weapon, made to be carried by insects, and to kill within 3 hours.

    Problem was, the test cases didn't stay down.
     
  5. NitroxAZ

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    Been sipping on Grandpa's cough medicine have ya?
     
  6. spittinfire

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    JD, I just heard something on the radio about something similar here locally.

    There was a really bad storm last night so there is talk it might be related.
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I took my girl into town for lunch, only to find town deserted, our favorite drive in boarded up.
     

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  8. Benning Boy

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    We got back to the house by dark, but something was outside.....
     

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  9. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    See this guy? Local news guy. Did the weather.
     

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  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Except this is him, 40 years ago.
     

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  11. opaww

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    I can tell you officaly that congress died years ago and are now zombies , trying to eat the existance out of America
     
  12. CA357

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    Don't forget that they're also consuming its soul.
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    Gentlemen, "Night of the Living Dead" wasn't a zombie movie. It was a documentary. News footage was gathered, edited, spun into a film to debunk what was going on.

    If you mentioned it as having really happened, you were labeled a kook.

    I know what I saw. I saw the dead leaving the ground...
     
  14. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    And now we enter "The Twilight Zone".........
     
  15. Benning Boy

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    I just hope the bed bugs that infest our Universities, the stink bugs that seem to be popping up in places they haven't inhabited before, the insects that share our daily lives, aren't carriers of XJ-7...
     

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  16. CA357

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    Oh my goodness! It's Bela Pelosi!!!! :eek:
     
  17. opaww

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    Dawn of the Dead was a government cover up of a *****ed mind control through the use of zombie drugs. I was there and saw the whole thing. Right after the aliens dropped me off in Los Vegas
     
  18. CA357

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    You too?


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  19. Benning Boy

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    Laugh. It's what I expected.

    I just hope you all never have to live through it.

    I pray that J.D.'s report is found to be a hoax, and that the outbreak never happens.