What the hell’s going on in Utah?!?!?!?

https://www.amazon.com/Its-A-Ho-ax/dp/B000QLQXYK

 

It's a ballot box!

 

I dunno. There's been one hell of a lot of UFO activity in that area for many decades.
Not that far from Areas 51, 52, and Dugway proving rounds..

 

Misogyny is almost ingrained in that religion and I don't even think most of them realize it but this probably isn't the place for THAT discussion.

 

Well I guess it would work both ways. If she isn’t sleeping with someone else, and she’s got one in the oven, it is pretty obvious both of you are fertile.

 

You said the Bishop recommended finding a pregnant woman to marry, not get one pregnant to marry.

 

You need to reread my post. He said not to marry one unless she was pregnant. An entirely different thing than finding a pregnant one to marry.

Actually pretty common. You meet one in the young adult ward, hit it off, and decide to do things married couples do. then you get married. Very common for the first one to show up “early” at seven months. And then they take a year or two in between.

 

Romney is definitely an alien.

 

Actually, Romney is a...... I'll get banned if i say it!

 

Not getting political everyone:

I think someone had to fulfill their bet after the election.

 

I was excited when I first heard about it on the radio. Sadly disappointed when I saw what it was. NBD.

 

The fact that the saw cut lines extend past the obilisque, kind of disappointed me. If your going to go tt the trouble of making the thing, you should do a better job of installation.

 

Hmmmm...? So that's where I put it ! After lugging that hunk , sawing it and walking a mile out there , I got tired . It was going to be a self-y of me but after a few gulps of Wild Turkey , I forgot where I left it !

 

You can buy whiskey in Utah, it just has to be from a state owned liquor store between the hours of 10am and 10 pm and not on Sunday, Sunday is the lord's day you bunch of godless heathens.

 

LDS folks drink whiskey. Just not in front of one another!

 

Reminds me of an old joke, I grew up Catholic, the joke was "Why do you not go fishing with just 1 baptist?" Because he will drink all the beer. If you take 2 Baptists with you they will not drink any of the beer, and you can have it all.