What the "Badge" means ***Funny***

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jusselin, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

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    A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana, and talks with an old rancher.
    He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
    drugs.'

    The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there' as he
    points out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of
    the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he
    removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.

    'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on
    any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

    The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
    officer running for his life. chased close behind by the rancher's prize
    bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it
    seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is
    clearly terrified.

    The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the
    top of his lungs.....'Your badge...Show him your badge !!!
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Always brings a smile to my face. I guess it's because it's so close to the truth. ;)
     

  3. Bigguns911

    Bigguns911 New Member

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    LMFAO, that is a good one. Badge we don't need no stinking badge's.
     
  4. orangello

    orangello New Member

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  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Yea Boy!!!! Here we go...........................................:D:D

    Jack
     
  6. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    free-sign-smileys-1011.gif Not this again???

    We don't need NO stinkin badgers! [​IMG]