OK, here are the ground rules: 1. The purpose of this thread is good-natured humor. We don't want to know what soapbox you really want to stand on. Think of things everyone would like and explain how that offends you. 2. If a post here actually offends you, find a different thread to read. 3. If you know someone elses hot button, find a different thread to push it. 4. Green font is assumed on for all posts, so, for the sake of these old eyes, please don't actually use the bright green font... I'll start: Cars with clean, shiny, paint jobs offend me. When I'm walking into work in the morning, the sun is in my eyes. So I pull my ball cap down to block the sun. Then I walk past a clean shiny car and WHAM the sun reflects off the car and blinds me.