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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by chrishiggin29, Mar 19, 2013.
... and blame it on her!
Yup, been there, done that.
That guy went through a lot of planning and theatrics trying to impress the girl. I bet she didn't even appreciate it.
Are people really as dopey as a cheap-laughs comedy movie or bad English sitcom? Present company excluded of course Mr. McCool...
Too bad she didn't have a CCW
Request a "Touch me here"..! .......................
I got $5 says your right...!
Spontaneity...! Gets em every time , the sup-prize , innocent , shy , OH Really mode..!
Something else not to do, I guess. When filling in the questionnaire for a web dating site, when asked "what you like most in a woman", "my penis" is NOT the right answer. Can I say "penis"?
might depend on which dating site you are using!
some of them, that would be the correct answer!
I turned my truck around because the chick farted about 3 miles from her house. Chicks shouldn't do that.
My wife farts in her sleep. Didn't know that until after we were married. And, no, not enough for an annulment, I checked!!
Oh but they do, my wife can knock a buzzard off a gutwagon.
My Dad used to tell me women keep their farts in. And that's where all sh**ty ideas come from. I haven't been able to definitively confirm that, yet.
I find that "Theory" slightly weak.! I've got both issues with my wife , the farts and the sh**ty ideas..!.............?
Not really denied. Maybe she's just so full of sh*t that she's exploding and can't keep it in... I dunno, just a theory.
Not that Christian Mingle site.
Jesus. I've been married for 13 years and never heard my wife fart.
He would probably have had better luck if he had farted and blamed it on her vs. doing what he did!!!!!
Woman don't fart as much because they don't stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure.