what i found... haha

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by marlin-owner, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. marlin-owner

    marlin-owner New Member

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    i dont know if there are any smokers on this forum. but i was walking outside my favorite place to see my friends and what do you know? there was a pack of cigarettes on the ground. i kicked it because they are always empty. but not this time! there was half a pack of cigarettes just sitting in the empty parking lot. i was out of smokes too. haha saves me a trip to the gas station! that was sheer luck. right place at the right time sort of deal.
     
  2. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Oh, mygod!!! :eek:


    Good thing it wasn't a half eaten sandwich and you were hungry!
     

  3. MidnightExpress

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    Yeah, those were mine. I threw them down because my dog peed on'em. Do they still smell funky when you light'em up?
     
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  4. marlin-owner

    marlin-owner New Member

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    lol believe me... i inspected them before i sparked one up. they were fine. although i dont know where they have been. i sure do hope the filters didnt touch anyones butt crack lol
     
  5. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Nothing better then smoking stuff you find lying on the ground. :D For a second there, I thought you were going to say you found a bunch of $100 dollar bills stuffed into it.
     
  6. MidnightExpress

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    You would know if they were butt-crack cigs, they glow green when you smoke'em. :)
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    No, I do believe butt-crack cigs look the same when you smoke them. Though I do think they might taste like ****. :D
     
  8. MidnightExpress

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    You know, It think you're right. And there's nothing quite like he subtle hint of burning ****. I believe Winston marketed some under the Ass-Tech label back in the late 70's. The Green Glowers might be those self lighting, radioactive smokes from Chernobyl.
     
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  9. Sonic82

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    what the?...you found a half a pack of smokes?...that's huge news!...I found $2.30 in change while doing laundry the other day...I'm still reeling over it!
     
  10. marlin-owner

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    lol not just any half pack lol marlboro smooths
     
  11. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Oh, well, then. Why didn't you say so in the first place. I would have picked them up and smoked them, too.................and I don't even smoke. :D
     
  12. woody63m

    woody63m New Member

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    They taste like thin mints
     
  13. orangello

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    I had a buddy in college who had this game called "shakNbake" that involved replacing the tobacco in a random cigarette and replacing it in the pack. I have heard of other people making more severe adjustments in the same game. If you see a zombie while smoking, be reeeeeeally sure before opening fire.
    :p
     
  14. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    Is there a problem with that? :p
     
  15. MidnightExpress

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    Well, not if you're homeless. :D
     
  16. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Screw buying smokes. I make my own, it's hard to argue with 80 cents per pack.

    And I never run out. If I'm going to be away from my maker machine, I just carry a baggie of baccy and my pipe.
     
  17. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    Im glad i never started smoking, got too many other habits to pay for...especially the ones that spit lead.
     
  18. PSYCHOFREAK3

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    I will unfortunately admit that I do smoke, and Marlboro Smooths are pretty good after a good meal (because they do taste like thin mints) I don't think I would pick up a half pack of smokes and actually light them up. But if it worked out for you then you can't really beat it. I was excited a couple weeks ago I was walking around in the park and found a quarter heads up, made my day.
     
  19. Sonic82

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    ok...they taste like thin mints dipped in buttcrack.
     
  20. Fatso

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    A lot of people in CT have the same idea. Since they are about $9 a pack, many people now roll or their own by hand, or buy a little machine to do it. There has been some controversy here lately over it. I think it's great, the state doesn't agree with me!