I was in the work truck this morning driving on my route when on the radio came a Led Zep song. I thought, they have to be the greatest "rock band" of all time, absolutely. So that lead to some more absolutes. 1) There is a god. I will get to him through Jesus. 2) A constitutional Republic is the best form of government. When adheared to. 3) George Washington is the countrys greatest President. He was the indispensible man. 4) The Colt 1911 is the best handgun matched with ammo in history. 5) A shotgun trumps a pistol for self defense. Unless you are fighting inside a phone booth. 6) Nobody loves you like your Mother. 7) Kids need bounderies and consequences, as well as nuturing and praise. 8) The f150 is the best overall truck in history. 9) You are responsible for your life. Choices have consequences, choose wisely in all things big and small. 10) Happiness is choice. 11) A quality Kentucky straight bourbon is the best liquor. Over ice is the best way to drink it. 12) Led Zepplin is the greatest rock band of all time. 13) The SOUTH shall rise again. What say y'all and your "absolutes."