Well you say.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I hate to be the barrier of bad , bad news , but.........! I met with all my doctors to see what condition my condition was in..! After my last surgery , I got some bad news on follow-up MRI..! They had said that there were cysts. With-in my vertebra and was pressing on main nerve canal and it would cause chronic bouts of loss of optic senses and prognosis , blindness...Eeeek..!
    Being insane , I looked them in their eyes and started laughing my azz off..!..??

    When ever I would laugh standing , I,d unplug , lose all motor function from my
    Diaphragm down , unplug , no legs , no nothing..! After they helped me up , I,d got a burning sensation at the very base of my skull and a large purple spot..!

    They put my sorry azz on a gurney and wheeled down to X-ray for another round of emergency tests . MRI,s , X-rays , and some other crazy tests I can,t even pronounce..!

    When they put my new neck together , you,ll notice there are a series of screws
    And two titanium cables running within my neck , Kool , too Kool..!

    On the left side , the upper cable was left long and unfinished where you will see
    The unfinished top end..! I will send a picture of X-ray because when I fell , that
    Cable punctured the cyst and released the pressure of the nerve canal , a place where they assured me they could not remove with-out crippling or killing me. ,

    My stupid laughter it turns out , may have saved my life..! It relieved all the pressure in that area..! Burst the cyst , the cyst is gone , no more pressure , talk about dumb luck..!

    I will send a picture of the last X-ray so you can see the cable and no white spot
    At the right upper side of nerve canal , poof , gone.....! I cried and laughed and did pee my-self....! Who...would...have...thunk...? :confused

    My wife is going to take X-ray and help me post it to this thread..! I,ve got to spend a night or two in this hospital ,ICU , cause the doctors do not believe this is possible..don,t know what to make of it , jaw dropping , all..!

    Now....the bad news , really , really bad news , looks like after six weeks or so ,
    If nothing runs a mock , we all have witnessed a miracle , a simple ROLPH , LOL
    :confused:......WTFrack....? You do know what this all means don,t you...?

    YUAL ARE STUCK WITH ME .......! Pics coming soon , but now , the wife and I are going to have a good cry...and f*****g LAUGH OUR AZZES OFF..!
     
  2. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    Well, you've now become my new Tough guy bromance. So long to Race Banyon.. I think I love you Bro....

    Heal fast and well

    O-rei!

    Good Karma
     
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  3. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    That is fantastic news!
     
  4. rurak

    rurak New Member

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    I can think of worse people to be stuck with. Congrats and get well Dango.
     
  5. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    Well then laugh your ass back to perfect health then. I've got pretty used to your flavor of crazy and I think I want to see itr for a long time to come. No one likes a quitter, take 2 situation comedies and call me in the morning.;)
     
  6. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Dango, you're a nut, but you're our nut! get well you crazy critter and take care of yourself. this place wouldn't be the same without you. :D
     
  7. bigbomar4

    bigbomar4 New Member

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    Great news!! You would be greatly missed if you were not here anymore. I always like reading your posts even if I cant understand them all of the time.
     
  8. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Go dango Go! Whatever it is make the very best of it!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
     
  9. TekGreg

    TekGreg Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    God works in mysterious ways! I'm so happy for you and glad that it all worked out. I always love it when modern medicine can't explain a complete or even partial cure. :)
     
  10. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Dango, you're freaking awesome man. Keep on keeping on. I love you man, in a totally non homosexual bromance kinda way.
     
  11. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Cool beans. Get well.

    Live large.
     
  12. beaglesam

    beaglesam Active Member

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    Dango, this all sounds like Rubie Sue from Christmas Vacation, Fall down a well, eyes go crossed. Get kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. Seriously good luck.
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    To keep things simple , I,ll just post this pick of my neck.! Everything else I is on disk and I can,t retrieve it ..! Dango,s new neck....! Eeeek..,
     

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  14. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^----That is the way to explain this and as you see , there is no mass at the top right , gone , nada....! That is good news and ma legs are in tact..!
     
  15. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    We have the technology...we can make him better...maybe? :eek:

    Get well Dango, I like you, you make me laugh. :D
     
  16. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Do they know they apparently left a safety pin in you? ;)
     
  17. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    save the Xray- reduce it in size, print it on a business card.

    Next time someone asks if you have a photo ID........

    Get well- we'll be waiting for ya.
     
  18. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I will get better , + , I got the custom parts..! Mud flaps , Newly up-graded
    (Obamination-Chip-)..!

    ( The sixty dollar man ) , jump back Lee Majors....!
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ack..! Eeeek..! " helga" , the nurse beast......well....she did trim her stash...HOT..? Hell.....YO....Helga......touch me.....hear...? :confused:

    Got to go or she,ll beat me into submission..Eeeeek..!
     
  20. beaglesam

    beaglesam Active Member

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    It's the drugs Dango, it will be ok.