We gotta get Disney on board.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by txpossum, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    Guns are getting a bad image lately. Oh, sure, there have been a few . . . unfortunate . . . incidents, but hey, was the movie "Cars" not a success, regardless of all the people who die each year in auto accidents? So we need to get Disney or Pixar or someone to make "Guns".


    Mebbe something like this: all the guns have been banned from human society, and they now live in Guntown, out in the desert or mebbe on the top of a mountain somewhere, talking about the good old days when they would go with their owners to the shooting range or hunting or sumptin.

    They something happens where are the humans are in danger, and with no guns to protect them people are in danger of dying out. The guns hear about this, and ride to the rescue.

    The Sheriff of Guntown would be a crusty old Peacemaker; the wise old vet a 1911; there'd be a Glock sneaking around causing trouble; and the romantic interest could be a Ladysmith.

    Yep. I think it's an idea whose time has come.
     
  2. armoredman

    armoredman Active Member

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    Cute - Pixar might do that, but Disney? I highly doubt it, ever, leftist viewpoints.
     

  3. ndfi78

    ndfi78 New Member

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    You realize that pixar is owned by disney right armoredman? :)
     
  4. SRK97

    SRK97 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    That is the greatest plot to a movie I have ever read, if I worked for disney you would have a job:)
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Hmm- I can see a couple of Italian .32 autos, a Russian Makarov with a really bad accent, dollink. Perhaps an Enfield revolver with a British accent.

    Of course, the somewhat dumb, brash new kid to town would be the Glock.


    Banished to Guntown by the Illegal Mayors against Guns, when the aliens invade (they will all have New York accents) -armed with the phased plasma rifles, in the 40 watt range- it will be up to the residents of Guntown to save the day.

    I like it!
     
  6. CourtJester

    CourtJester Well-Known Member

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    I talked to my son about this and his 13 year old brain has a better love interest. It would be between a .45 LC and a and a gentle hard working 410. Their baby would be grow up to be the Judge who saves the day when all of the hand gun ammo is gone.
     
  7. Gizord1

    Gizord1 New Member

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    Don't forget the Jewish family!

    (Uzi and Desert Eagle)
     
  8. stratrider

    stratrider New Member

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    And a Brazillian (accent) Taurus or Rossi?
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    If one were to research "Disney" one might be a tad deflated as far as (Elitists) go .... , just don't ...! :rolleyes:
     
  10. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    who would provide the voices?
     
  11. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Disney is one of the largest anti gunning, anti hunting organizations in this country and possibly the world. Don't see it happening!!!!
     
  12. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Mick Jagger , Ted Nuggent , Billy Preston , Robin Williams and Bett Mider..!

    :D. :confused:
     
  13. armoredman

    armoredman Active Member

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    Nope, but I do now. My kid is 13 - he watches documentaries and science programs, not much cartooning going on over here. :)
     
  14. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    The 1911 could be played by Sam Elliot; the Glock by PeeWee Herman.
     
  15. SRK97

    SRK97 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'm 16 and I still watch cartoons;)
     
  16. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Arnold after all they are both Austrian.
     
  17. hairbear1

    hairbear1 Active Member

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    Big Arnie could be the voice for H&K, Jet Li/Jackie Chan could be the voices for the SKS brothers, Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman could voice the crusty old SMLE brothers veterans from WW I &II and Gunny Ermery could voice Sgt Garand a real hard case/hard arse who still thinks that the Germans and Japs are at war with the world.
     
  18. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Jürgen Prochnow since he is a German.
     
  19. bigjim

    bigjim New Member

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    TX, you have been smoking toooooooooooo many of those C-gars. (LOL)

    Or something a lot stronger (LOL).

    Jim
     
  20. Chainfire

    Chainfire Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Possum, you need to stop smoking that stuff on week days. :)