Want a laugh?

Discussion in 'General Rifle Discussion' started by HOSSFLY, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Sunday mournin- Bought the wife her own varment rifle, scope, mounts & ammo
    Sunday afternoon - after gittin everthing cleaned & scope mounted I stated " Hold on Honey, I'll site'er in rite quick"
    Later Sunday afternoon (bout a hour & 20 rds later) - Stated " Either the scope or rings are crap! I kant git it to come close to zero!!!!
    Monday - Decide I mite as well take off wat I knowed waz a gud scope & rings off one of my rifles 'n git hers goin & worry bout mine later-
    Picked up her rig in disgust & looked at it - looked at agin, sumthin NOT rite?? Hit me like a fist in a beer gut------------:eek:
    I HAD INSTALLED THE SCOPE WITH THE WINDAGE ADJUSTMENT KNOB UP INSTEAD OF TO THE RITE ABOVE THE CHAMBER----:eek:

    NO< I wer'nt even drinkin--

    Ya'll please keep this to yourselves now hear---------------------------

    BTW- Shoots great now! :p
     
  2. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Done that too...I am just glad no one else seen it
     

  3. Leathermarshmallow

    Leathermarshmallow New Member

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    I did that once. I hate to admit it...
     
  4. shooterfan

    shooterfan New Member

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    wow...thats.....just....grammar....error.....overload
     
  5. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Working on your post count with no real contribution to offer?
     
  6. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    I could care less about grammer, say what you want to and say it the way you do.
     
  7. eaglesnester

    eaglesnester New Member

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    stupid stuff

    Thats as bad as forgetting to put powder in a round. When you drop the hammer the bullet leaves the brass and jams in the lands. Of course you forget to bring a drop tube, so you have to leave the range, shooting is over for the day.:confused:
     
  8. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    HOSSFLY,

    That can happen and you may get a chuckle here from the FYF Family!
    But the worst part is! The Lady of the house will not forget it! " LOL".
    Mine wouldn't she would be picking on me for a spell !!!! Well forever when the topic came up!
    Did you get her dialed in and your scope back on your rifle. Think of it as a scope installation and zeroing exercise!:D


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  9. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    I must admit I really did'nt tell her the whole truth - Just- "Honey, I fixed the problem & finished zeroing in your rifle today";)

    After I pute the scope on rite it only took 4 rds to zero & 2 more to check group- I doubt (not promise) i'll ever do that again :p
     
  10. shooterfan

    shooterfan New Member

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    LOL thats your retort? pathetic
    so anytime anyone badmouths anything you do you just look for some reason, mo matter how mundane, to discredit them. you must work for the gov.
     
  11. shooterfan

    shooterfan New Member

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    so you like reading things that you have to decipher??? ok?

    guess i need to learn that most people are just plain stupid
     
  12. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Boy, I see a real future for you around here :rolleyes:
    Can you decipher TROLL :cool:
     
  13. Hawg

    Hawg New Member

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    Why are you being so asinine?
     
  14. ninjatoth

    ninjatoth New Member

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    I once put my ironsighter tall scope mounts on backwards,the rear one anyways,so that the scope was too close to my eye,and to top it off I didn't relize till days later and AFTER I put the wrong loctite(red permanent)on the screws.
     
  15. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Hey Hawg-
    Sum round everywhere aint they? :rolleyes:
     
  16. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    your complaining about hoss in his own post and not one of your replies has anything substantial or funny to say other than to denegrate a fellow ftfer.
     
  17. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Ohhhhh, the loctite hurt did'nt it :(
     
  18. Hawg

    Hawg New Member

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    Yep, everwhar ya goes.
     
  19. Hawg

    Hawg New Member

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    What did you do?
     
  20. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Carefull with ya grammer :eek:
    HE dont like that :eek::p