Walk Naked In America Day 2013!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Vikingdad, Jul 18, 2013.

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  1. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2013
    Don't forget to mark your calendars.
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
    than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
    So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their
    house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
    to demonstrate their support for the women
    and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
    and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
    God Bless America!!
    P.S.
    If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
    lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists
     
  2. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Wish there were more hotties on my "block". :(
     
  4. GonzoLonzo

    GonzoLonzo New Member

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    I'm with you on that one. If I saw some of the women from my block running around naked, I would run inside and hide.:D
     
  5. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    As soon as I saw the headline, I knew it had to come from you vdad!
     
  6. JimRau

    JimRau Well-Known Member Supporter

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    There are some advantages to living in the suburbs!!! I live rural on 66 acres and I can't think of anyone within a mile of me I would like to see walk around naked!!!! :confused:
     
  7. eatmydust

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    Yeah, I know we say around here that it didn't happen if you don't post pics.

    Just this one time can we not have anyone post pics as evidence, PLEASE!!:eek:
     
  8. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I did, too. That crazy guy who lives in Cali.

    I'm going to do it for the sake of my country. :p
     
  9. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Why didn't that ladies concealed carry thread get this kind of supportive reaction?
     
  10. clr8ter

    clr8ter New Member

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    Vikingdad, you need to amend that to not include the fatties and the uglies....:D
     
  11. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    There is a bunch of belly dancers that show up at the farmers market every now and then. Every time I see them my eyes burn! People are always shocked and asking to "please...cover that up". LOL.
     
  12. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    To add to the effects, will see if I can find a Memphis BBQ or 2 to go along with the beer!
     
  13. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Oops. Okay. Never mind. :eek:
     
  14. clr8ter

    clr8ter New Member

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    NONO, not you Winds, I'm sure...:)
     
  15. mountainman13

    mountainman13 New Member

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    I've seen some sh!t in my time, but that is truly horrifying.
     
  16. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I deleted that picture. THIS IS THE CLUBHOUSE, FOR CHRISSAKE!!!! :mad:
     
  17. AR10

    AR10 New Member

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    Any hopes of nude women circling the White House?
     
  18. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Shall we move this to the Bunker?

    Hairbear1? Please PM me with the pics. I need to review Wind's work as a Mod. :D
     
  19. Vikingdad

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    I figure the more the merrier. Some red-blooded Americans love the larger ladies too! Besides, if we cut the rounder ones out then it will probably reduce the number of thinner gals walkin' the walk!
     
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