U know things are bad when.....

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by bostonscottkelly, Sep 14, 2013.

  1. bostonscottkelly

    bostonscottkelly New Member

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    "You know things are bad when you have a BOB for your marriage" ..... This is my "you know things are bad when...." But I am curious to see where this thread goes......could be a fun one.
     
  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    you know things are bad when...... the ducks are seeking higher ground!:eek:
     

  3. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    You know things (or your credit) is bad when you need two forms of photo ID and a thumbprint to buy toilet paper. With cash.
     
  4. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    ...you actually have a "bug in bag"...:D
     
  5. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    you know things are bad when........

    you get a pre-declined credit card in the mail!:(

    when corporate chairmen of the board are playing miniature golf!:p

    when you call the suicide hotline, get a Pakistani call center and tell them you are feeling suicidal and they get all excited and ask you if you know how to drive a truck!:eek:
     
  6. Jagermeister

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    Your wife finds out about the new gun you forgot to tell her about.
     
  7. nitestalker

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    Your wife finds out your Duck Blind buddy is a Victoria's Secret Model.:eek: Damn where is my Lab I gotta go!!:D
     
  8. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    you know things are bad when................

    your bithday cake collapses from the weight of the candles!:eek:

    your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife!:mad:

    the bird ouside your window singing is a buzzard!:eek:

    your twin forgets your birthday!:eek:
     
  9. therewolf

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    The issues you find with a new rifle, at the range,

    outnumber the features for which you bought

    it...:(



    You're so broke, you can't pay attention.



    You try to grab the bull by the horns, just

    to realize someone waxed them.
     
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  10. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Holy cow! Did that actually happen? :eek:
     
  11. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    I guess it is fate. Might as well live with it.:p
     
  12. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    no! but it's still a scary thought that leaves me in cold sweats at night sometimes!:eek:
     
  13. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    you know things are bad when someone tell you- I know things are bad as they get, but they just got worse.
     
  14. boatme98

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    UKTABW:

    Someone steals your identity and your credit rating goes up!
     
  15. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    You know things are bad when your car is stolen and the police find it 2 blocks away with a note that says "No thanks we'd rather walk."
     
  16. MOshooter

    MOshooter New Member

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    LOL Been there! :D
     
  17. Anna_Purna

    Anna_Purna New Member

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    You know things are bad when .... when we had to go to Kenya to pick a president.
     
  18. nitestalker

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    I wonder Africa, did he ever know Tarzan, Jane or Boy? :confused:
     
  19. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Oh, let me guess: George of Jungle just here to help ?
     
  20. phideaux

    phideaux Active Member Supporter

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    You know its bad when....
    FACEbook kicks you off, cause your too ugly.




    Jim