Two Fistin It!!

Discussion in 'Other Weapons' started by Benning Boy, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    You're in an underground no-gun death match.

    You get two weapons.

    What's in your strong hand? Off hand?

    :eek:
     
  2. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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    Roast beef and a pickle:cool:
     

  3. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    strong hand---2 1/2 foot 1/2" chain with a padlock at the last link

    off hand--- brass knuckles

    then corned beef and a pickle
     
  4. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    strong hand holds a tire iron...off hand holds a tube sock filled with 4 rolls of nickels...
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Strong hand-Hawk

    Off hand-Bowie

    Or

    Pickle and baguette
     
  6. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Stonghand: Hungamunga
    Offhand: Sharp metal stake

    Alternatives: French bread stick and a tin of anchovies
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Strong Hand - Tamahagane Wakizashi

    Weak Hand - Three Bladed Dagger, much like a Sai, but with the blades all the same length.

    Optional: Beef Stick from Hickory Farms and a healthy dose of Morbier/Maroilles, both of which may be the worst smelling cheeses, or milk products, on Planet Earth.

    JD
     
  8. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    I don't do hand to hand. However, I will have a nice thick Rueben sammich on marble rye.
     
  9. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Strong hand - brass knuckles
    Weak hand - warhammer

    or marshmallows and graham crackers
     
  10. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    A half gallon pitcher of gasoline, and a bic lighter.

    While he is playing stop, drop, and roll, dance a fandango on his throat. Being on fire has a way of distracting you.:eek:

    Failing that, weak hand, compound bow. Strong hand, the broadhead arrow nocked on the drawn string of that bow. Ummmm- how long was that chain?:p
     
  11. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Strong hand - A 28" Last Legends Kumoryu 4000 Series Katana
    Weak Hand - A 14" Last Legends SE Competition Tanto

    Or

    A fresh baked Baguette and a bottle of Merryvale Profile!
     
  12. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    Both hands, Stihl 032 chainsaw with 24"bar. Or a quart of Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia and 2 spoons. Can't we all just get along?
     
  13. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Weak Hand: Nunchakus
    Strong hand: Penis

    I want to rub one out before I die.;)
     
  14. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    Shi wins, I ain't getting in the ring with that! Guess we can't all just get along.:eek:
     
  15. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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    Then after you're done and the other guy is exhausted, smokin' a cigarette and ready to take a nap, you kill him with the nunchakus [​IMG]

    Sick but Brilliant!![​IMG]
     
  16. wmille01

    wmille01 New Member

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    yay well I got ya'll beat weak hand a rattle snake strong hand great white shark.
     
  17. mach1337

    mach1337 New Member

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    Strong hand: RMJ tomahawk
    Off hand: Trench spike brass knuckles

    On the other hand how about some edward scissor hands with 40oz. Bud light
     
  18. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    Suddenly getting hungry...

    I think that the combo of Dog's marshmallows and graham crackers, with C3's open flame would make for a wonderful snack.

    I'd be too full to fight, and probably need a nap.
     
  19. HKSlinger

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    Strong hand: A leash attached to my German Shepherd
    Weak hand: Doggie treats
     
  20. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Well, like my Latin signature line says "If all else fails, play dead."